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@bonesher

recovering abibliophobe.

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if you’re not interested in hearing what my dogs have to say in the voice i think they’d say it in, don’t come over.


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Hey cops stop taking drugs off the streets we're gonna need those


who notices how scared you are? that is where your soul is.


i've never punched a face but i’ve punched several asses.


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Me at my 225th rodeo: "What the hell is going on?"


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Let's both sleep in our jeans tonight baby


baby got backup camera problems


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Sick and tired of these 30 minute weekends


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Great story. Don't ever tell it again.


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How the hell is it already October 16th, last time I checked it was 1998


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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I wanted to skip this meeting.


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Not now, I'm looking for a new weakness.


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Got a student loan, just tryna fit in


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All you idiots and dummies. You've ruined it for the rest of us regular morons.


i never know what to do with my face in photos.


down for a good bookshelving


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Hobbies include withering in direct sunlight and stripping the soil of nutrients


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My hidden talent is turning small issues into big issues through the power of *anxiety*


me: i think i might be pulling off sexy today. teeth with lettuce: not so fast.


sometimes when i'm sad i'll watch my dog eat a peanut.


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I remember most things I've done by the food involved.


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