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quotes from the mighty boosh in no particular order. in no way affiliated with the boosh itself.

Fissato

you're about as edgy as a satsuma


I realised young people like yourself aren't interested in eels and victorian nonsense! you like pret-à-manger and lily allen


- I've known you ten years, you've never once given me eye contact - that's my style, okay? I keep an eye on the peripheries


joshua von grimm, turn on the radar... he's in bethnal green cemetery having a picnic!


shit off! you are gonna be wasted!


the jacobean ruff's back in! I knew it


- I love the chosen one - loving him is lots of fun! - we love the chosen one - not as much as me!


- we spoke on the phone this morning - the what? - the telephone - oh the talkie stick! your voice was trapped in there this morning!


I am gazpachio, ooh! I am a summer soup, mmm! miso, miso, fighting in the dojo, miso, miso! oriental friends in the land of soup!


- my legs are my best feature! I've been told they're slim and youthful - they're not gonna get you on the cover of NME though are they


- no smoke without fire - oh really? yeah? what about smoke machines? hm? - they're not technically smoke are they, they're dry ice


vince, you've gone wrong


don't touch me. don't ever touch me again. or look at me


eels up inside ya, finding an entrance where they can


I hate that magazine. it's a sepia nightmare. I tried to read it once, it gave me a panic attack


I don't have to accessorise, I'm howard moon. there's a simple truth to me


saturn, jupiter, pluto, mars, venus, george, chrissy. that is a list of my best friends, in order. order of preference


- where is your stomach? - you don't know how I operate! - no I don't - I've got five working stomachs! I'm a higher being!


aaaahhh!!!! I've got bunches!


- who looks foolish now? - you, you blue berk!

booshscript's tweet image. - who looks foolish now?
- you, you blue berk!

- listen, what can you hear? - your cells dying


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