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Brett Roller

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Not only can @tacobell not get my order right (thankfully it's a preference and not a food allergy), but the @DoorDash driver goes out of the way, so my food is wrong AND cold.

broller's tweet image. Not only can @tacobell not get my order right (thankfully it's a preference and not a food allergy), but the @DoorDash driver goes out of the way, so my food is wrong AND cold.

@notoriACE01 On which chromosome? I think I'm lacking that one.


@notoriACE01 You're pregnant?!?!?!? I could care less about Lebron.


@notoriACE01 get a screw and a pair of pliers.


@notoriACE01 Stomer chaser Reed Timmer.


Just installed Netflicks for Wii. First selection: MST3K!


ewww...stinky cheese!


RT @OfficialBrowns: Mangini on McCoy: I spent a lot of time with him. I learned more about raising cattle than I wanted to.


One of my dogs keeps farting. Seriously! #savethisloc


My dog farted. It really smells! #savethisloc


How many more #Reds games are going to end like that! I can't go through that 157 more times!


Crap! Earth Hour was yesterday! I wasn't home to turn all the lights on and crank the AC!


A wet floor is, to a dog, what wet cement is to a person.


I think I'm going to start replacing the word "sellout" with Stupak.


My voice wasn't heard? What 'choo talkin' 'bout, Obama?


RT @DennisDMZ: If you look closely into Nancy Pelosi’s eyes you can see that rotating beach ball that appears when your Mac crashes...


RT @LenAnderson: Military HC is FREE? If getting shot at, sleeping on ships/in the desert, & working for < min wage = FREE... FU. #fb


MY DOG SNIFFED MIKE MODANO'S DOG'S BUTT!!!


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