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@bubbs07
People are often surprised when they find out I'm down to Earth... As if I ever stood a chance against gravity.
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My niece wants a reborn doll for her birthday, but for that price, I might as well just give her a cousin. No honey, we got reborn doll as home.
“She’s a gravida what?”
Without naming your job tell me something you say 50x times per day🤦🏽♂️
Me after one weekend of babysitting my 1 year old nephew: “one… potato two, potato three…”
Me coming out of retirement to involve myself in Ondangwa banter
GRN employees watching people who got paid today making plans for the long weekend
Something about frantically looking for me on the happiest day of my life, to go eat ekaka for breakfast, is just… aye.
WhatsApp is glitching and keeps mixing up status updates; and minders of other people’s business must popping cerebral aneurysms thinking their mutuals are posting each other.
Androiders and answering their Androids too quickly, now what comes after, “When your dreams come alive…?”
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