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Woah! @Official_WSB we are at $301k 👏👏 thank you all again for your support! It’s going to make a huge impact!

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Onto you Nintendo. Trust no tanukis.

Animal Crossing made a surprisingly pertinent cameo on Last Week Tonight...tonight



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Corporate Buzzwords Are How Workers Pretend to Be Adults

Animal Crossing made a surprisingly pertinent cameo on Last Week Tonight...tonight



Hello it me.

Animal Crossing made a surprisingly pertinent cameo on Last Week Tonight...tonight



Yes! Thank you @cyanworlds 🤓👌

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Italians can speak up to nine syllables per second, while Germans deliver five to six syllables in the same tick of a watch. Yet, they transmit a similar amount of information, according to a new study. fcld.ly/wfmyrp0


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When you're chilling in northern Broward County not evacuating because you're trusting that these meteorologists are correct that it will turn away, meanwhile a 185mph CAT5 Hurricane is coming straight at you. #Dorian


Root shell on the consciousness of all of my troops. #convalescence @realytcracker


This

Must watch: Russiagate summed up by a comedian. Hilarious. youtu.be/jpssL-_e0gw



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::_::cls(8)srand() circfill(64,55,46,9) x=t()*8%150-9 y=14+sin(x/8)*2.5 line(x,14,x-2,y,2) line(x,14,x+2,y) rectfill(0,50,127,127) for y=0,77 do z=77/(y+1) for i=0,z*8 do x=rnd(160)-16 w=sin(rnd()+t())*12/z if(w>0)line(x-w,y+50,x+w,y+50,max(2,pget(x,49-y/2))) end end flip()goto _


The only good social network, 11yrs with a small group of good minds. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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The character profile of the Christchurch shooter would be identical to millions of other mentally deranged extremists on the Internet. In a vast ocean of online idiots nobody, not even AI, can identify the idiot who decides to kill people. Mass surveillance simply doesn’t work.


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The 5 eyes spy cloud is a post-mortem database. Analysts can time-travel in the data of any person of interest. They have everything about the Christchurch shooter, his comms, locations and connections. Yet mountains of spy data from mass surveillance can’t prevent such attacks.


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If you’re ever on a private jet, make sure everyone knows you’re on a private jet. Make sure you take pics of yourself on the private jet and post those pics of yourself on the private jet. This will guarantee that everyone knows you were on a private jet.


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Oh no, I almost missed Safer Internet Day. Here's some safety advice: 1. Use a password manager 2. Use a password manager 3. Use a password manager 4. Wear brightly colored, reflective clothing when you run at night 5. Use a password manager


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