Caleb Thomas
@caleb_j_thomas
https://music.apple.com/us/album/cadence/1687584879 https://calebthomas1.bandcamp.com/album/cadence
Tal vez te guste
I decided to start journaling a little more publicly and made a substack, like every other overeducated weenie who secretly longs for everyone to recognize his perceptive and expressive genius substack.com/profile/136722…
A seriously slept on banger youtu.be/YSyc9WyExYw?si…
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All Dogs Go to Heaven - You Can't Keep a Good Dog Down Scene
Do floating objects move at the same speed as the river in which they float? 🧐🤔
Considering venmoing $.01 to every one of my friends every day with the message “gay stuff” and just keeping it up for like decades
Was at a hotel breakfast buffet and a mom told her roughly 5yo boy who wasn’t eating his food “don’t you want to grow up big and strong like daddy?” and the kid said “daddy’s fat.”
I Think You Should Leave sketch
the state fair goes so hard
Apply this rule retrospectively and Steven Adams’ career 3PT% would go from 5.9% to 50%…
The NBA will implement a new change for the 2025-26 season: unsuccessful end-of-period heaves will now be recorded as a missed field-goal attempt for the team, not the player, sources tell ESPN. Those long heaves will no longer impact an individual player's percentages.
i think i just got drafted guys
SEPTA’s 40% cuts are nothing short of sabotage. Philly riders are being thrown under the bus while Republicans play games in Harrisburg. This is an attack on working people and the viability of our entire region. We cannot stop fighting until service is restored.
When an unstoppable force (environmental review) meets an immovable object (also environmental review):
Nurse: What would you like to name her? Sigourney Weaver’s mom: Sigourney Weaver
Former #Saints Mark Ingram II said Jameis Winston once gave a speech which started in a prayer and ended with him singing the Monday Night Football theme
I love that Google is useless now because of AI
THE PITCH: two best friends, a Black guy and a white guy, concoct a scheme to get rich by faking a racial incident and then launching dueling GoFundMes. As the stakes keep rising, will SETH ROGEN and KEVIN HART be able to pull it off? Find out this summer in GOFUNDYOURSELF
I love when the flight attendant walks down the aisle trying to give out credit card applications and people act like they're giving out @iamcolinquinn tickets. #NotInterested #MicDrop #BestBurnYet
Filling The Grand Canyon With Pee 😳
I'd rather kill myself thanks
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