DeltaDawn🌻
@canicallyouFall
autumn dawn actually, will shake it at a function.
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Illegals arriving at the border are pissed to learn that Texas National Guard is now in charge of the area: "We're looking for Border Patrol!" Texas seized Shelby Park on January 10 and is blocking off the federal government from the area while they arrest illegals and build…
i was wondering why my alarm didn’t go off after a drunk night out 🤦🏽♀️
me at 3am trying to decide if I want a spoon of peanut butter or a handful of shredded cheese as a snack
Me as a bartender explaining this IS my real job..
Anyway y’all enjoy your day
Seriously almost swung on a chick in a wheel chair bc JUST BC IT SAYS HANDICAPPED ACCESSIBLE DOESN’T MEAN ONLY HANDICAPPED. I’m not pinching my turd off bc you rolled in here and I walked
Seriously almost swung on a chick in a wheel chair bc JUST BC IT SAYS HANDICAPPED ACCESSIBLE DOESN’T MEAN ONLY HANDICAPPED. I’m not pinching my turd off bc you rolled in here and I walked
I mean I kinda get it
Gas station clerk asks friend to rob the store so he can go home early, police say >> tinyurl.com/2hcweve8?utm_s…
My favorite thing to do after I’ve been drinking is give girls Great social media complements that I haven’t seen in 10 years. YAASS GIRRRLL 🔥🔥🔥
• That Ain’t My Truck • Straight Tequila Night • Two Dozen Roses • Neon Moon • Strawberry Wine • Who’s Cheatin’ Who • Should’ve Been A Cowboy • Sold (Grundy County Auction) • Time Marches On • I Swear • John Deere Green • Write This Down The 90’s had 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐳
Bartending is a chore tbh bc are you already drunk, just stupid, or inviting me to an Asperger’s expo.
Anytime anyone orders a bush light from me I just assume they would fuck their cousin
How in the fuck did I just spend 60$ at Panera bread on two kids meals and a cup of soup
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