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I performed at a venue in Virginia. Everything went great!

JohnHinckley20's tweet image. I performed at a venue in Virginia. Everything went great!

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President James Dale and his general advisor are squashed by alien invaders (1996)


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This Man Does Not Know How to Please a Woman, 1978 #naïveart #mariaprymachenko

PrymachenkoArt's tweet image. This Man Does Not Know How to Please a Woman, 1978 #naïveart #mariaprymachenko

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Oh shit… lol

FINALLEVEL's tweet image. Oh shit… lol

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A Russian news channel claims that its reporter was shelled by Ukraine forces in this highly dubious clip... Seems like a blatant set-up to me.


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This is the first time this many American school kids are testing so positively


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Using paternity leave to smoke meth with my stillborn son.


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Where is my wife? ¿Dónde está mi mujer? Onde está a minha mulher? Dov'è mia moglie? Waar is mijn vrouw? Où est ma femme? Где моя жена? Wo ist meine Frau? Missä vaimoni on? Var är min fru? Hol van a feleségem? Gdzie jest moja żona? Unde este soția mea? Къде е жена ми? Πού είναι η


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Norm MacDonald on battles with cancer: “I’m pretty sure, I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure if you die, the cancer dies at the same time. That’s not a loss. That’s a draw.”


I got excited when I saw Bully was trending, now I want to deepthroat a tailpipe.

captain5head's tweet image. I got excited when I saw Bully was trending, now I want to deepthroat a tailpipe.

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Just found out that Gary, the dipshit who hangs around my 12 year old son (his adopted father), has been brainwashing my boy as a socialist, and punished him for bringing a knife to school. He also taught him how to read.


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Even though you abandoned me and only took care of Chelsea, I still want to thank you for giving me life. Happy Father's Day @billclinton.

danney_williams's tweet image. Even though you abandoned me and only took care of Chelsea, I still want to thank you for giving me life. Happy Father's Day @billclinton.

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So we all loving big pharma now?


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A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.


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