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Best glow up ever 💕 #chunkyboi

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Does anyone else call random subscriptions prime? Like Nintendo prime, DoorDash prime, YouTube prime


10 days until new Zelda

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thot dad & gay daughter

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you have to be a whole other level of gay and religiously traumatized to recognize this location

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The Joji reaction from the podcast with this music makes it so much better


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This song makes the Frenemies breakup so much better


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get in


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Imagine being a manipulative gaslighting big dumb brute. Couldn’t be me.


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Fresh titties. On god.


Me every 30 minutes “I love toast, look at him he’s so amazing, he’s just a perfect boy, toast is so funny look at him he’s hilarious”


My boss: unlimited OT this weekend Me: lol bet


In-laws are wild, 10/10 don’t recommend.


Since New Years was cancelled for us I guess we will deep clean for this day off


I would eat sour cream out of the tub like ice cream but the fact my husband judged me when I told him that makes me think it’s not socially acceptable.


My toxic trait is hating pants because I take them off when I go to the bathroom then I can’t find any of my pants because they are on the floor on the bathroom, so if you use my bathroom and see a pile of pants… mind your business.


“If I had a dollar every time we blacked out at a store we’d have enough money to cover what we bought at the store”


It’s that time of the year again that my dad wears my moms homemade dickey to work


I really wish I could get over my fear of bleeding to death from a nose bleed


Does anyone else unsubscribe from a YouTube channel then later find out you’re still subscribed to them? I usually only unsubscribe from problematic ones so I’m a little sus 👀


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