casey

@casey_bees

Philadelphia, PA

Joined December 2011

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erin

@maizie_star

Dec 26

sometimes i glance over at my boyfriend and he’s just looking at google maps scrolling around

My Spanish is always pretty rusty for the first few days around my husband’s family but conveniently I can sorta guess at any word by making it sound vaguely Spanish or drawing off my 9th grade Latin root words and I’m either correct or semi-intelligible like 70% of the time

casey

@casey_bees

Dec 17

My baby has really been getting into jingling keys lately

casey

@casey_bees

Dec 15

Always grateful for the enterprising children who roam the block on snowy mornings offering to shovel your 20ft of sidewalk for $10. You better believe you can little buddy

casey

@casey_bees

Dec 4

Using “my lived experience as a driver” in conversation about public transit is incredible

Kate Walker

@KateWalker15

Dec 4

You’re right. I only know what I know from my lived experience as a daily driver. But I hope I never attain so much education that it blinds me from seeing what’s plainly obvious from basic observation.

casey

@casey_bees

Nov 22

I’m really not sure who was buying me Far Side tear-off calendars every year as a child but I’m very glad they did

casey

@casey_bees

Nov 22

For some reason I’ve become way more social and proactive about making friends/talking to neighbors lately, I guess subconsciously I don’t want my baby to think I’m a loser

casey

@casey_bees

Nov 19

Today Cesar plopped the baby in the crib and she just… went to sleep?!?! What is this

casey

@casey_bees

Nov 19

I’ve always had weirdly great luck with Facebook Marketplace but I had my first flake as a buyer while I had the baby loaded in the car and I see why people get real cranky about it now

casey

@casey_bees

Nov 11

We recently leveled up to a nice sensible VW crossover from our scrappy old Toyota hatchback and I miss driving it sooo much

casey

@casey_bees

Nov 7

Most nights we have Baby Dance Time where we forcibly expose her to our millennial musical whims. Tonight was Crystal Castles, Fugazi, Black Flag, The Casualties, Bad Brains. I’m sorry/you’re welcome

casey

@casey_bees

Nov 6

The baby decided to roll onto her tummy like 40 times today but can’t roll back without bonking her head so I have to rescue her like every 3 minutes once she gets tired and starts yelling. Then she immediately rolls back

casey

@casey_bees

Nov 6

I love joining obscure class action lawsuits and getting $17 into my Paypal every month to order Buy 2 Get 1 Free used books off eBay

casey

@casey_bees

Nov 1

Sometimes I think about how moving out of the city might be good for our kids and then we see how much fun simple things like trick or treating in South Philly are and it makes me want to stay here forever

casey

@casey_bees

Oct 28

I didn’t think I was a particularly anxious new mom but we just moved the baby from her too-small bedside bassinet to a crib across the room and I’m lowkey freaking out that I can’t watch her sleep/breathe all night lol

casey

@casey_bees

Oct 25

Cesar took the baby for the night so I could see One Battle After Another with my friends 🥰

casey

@casey_bees

Oct 13

Sometimes I’ll hear like 3 notes from a song and be like UGH fine radiohead is my favorite band whatever

casey

@casey_bees

Oct 6

Went out for dinner and heard a busser in the alley say to the hostess, “Yeah I’m really inspired by this old artist, idk if you’ve heard of him, his name is Lil Peep”