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It's the rule.
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When Tiny Chef found out his Nickelodeon television cooking show was canceled after three seasons, his reaction, posted to @thetinychefshow this June, gained millions of views and an outpouring of support and donations from fans across the world. For some, the clip was their…
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My daughter is in the hospital? My granddaughters are scared? I got private plane money? Fuck it, I'm going. #Dateline
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I have heard of multiple reports of China burning rocks intentionally throughout the world curling championships. This one this morning the most egregious. And deliberate. I’ll be asking Switzerland ahead of the semifinal if they’ll be alerting the umpire to watch for this.
Set up "CBs Little Party" on Signal. I don't know Jeffrey Goldberg either. Couldn't add him. The app lets you set admin approval to join. You can set the disappearing message function.
The way his voice gets higher and higher. Guess he should've done the morning-after "who did I text last night" routine.
. @SecDef response to the @TheAtlantic article…. “You’re talking about a deceitful and highly discredited “so-called journalist”
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