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For the record im not even a particularly big fan of poetry. Like it’s alright


Via Thoughts Daniel

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cbcradio2's tweet image. Via Thoughts Daniel

Job interviewees are addicted to saying “I’m kind of old school. I like to stay organized by writing things down. I write to-do lists in notebooks. I use a paper calendar”


On the mail trying to get my attention…. Little does he know that’s the pile of unopened mail I make a point of ignoring

cbcradio2's tweet image. On the mail trying to get my attention…. Little does he know that’s the pile of unopened mail I make a point of ignoring

My life got worse after I had knee surgery so I’m deciding to believe that the piece of meniscus they removed was responsible for my luck, vitality, and happiness


Planning a wedding will make you realize youre so much cornier than you thought.


I agree with Joyce Carol oates completely


Whoever commented on this please unprivate yourself so I can know if it’s a yes

cbcradio2's tweet image. Whoever commented on this please unprivate yourself so I can know if it’s a yes

Let me not forget my stupid little non-waterproof bonnet

cbcradio2's tweet image. Let me not forget my stupid little non-waterproof bonnet
cbcradio2's tweet image. Let me not forget my stupid little non-waterproof bonnet

Having a soup and sandwich for lunch is so classic and nice


Speaking of substack here's some of my bullshit discordiareview.substack.com/p/from-midtrib…


I am but im withholding it. other people aren't interesting enough to read my hypothetical personal essays

Not all of you are interesting enough for Substack personal essays



The telemedicine doctor just suggested I contact a therapist or social worker like bitch when I say I’m “burnt out” I mean I’d like paid sick leave for 4-6 weeks, so I can hang out. I’m not mentally ill, I’m trying to get money by unethical means


For my wedding in 1 year can someone buy me a food processor? Mine just broke


I’m going to reinvent the literary salon; the reading-as-party. No modern woman has ever thought of this


Applying for a PhD may be mentally ill, but having a daily teams stand-up with a guy who lives in Windsor is way more mentally ill


This is how my life feels these days. I need to change everything

cbcradio2's tweet image. This is how my life feels these days. I need to change everything

I just had a bit of a breakdown and found myself googling “rfp memes”

cbcradio2's tweet image. I just had a bit of a breakdown and found myself googling “rfp memes”
cbcradio2's tweet image. I just had a bit of a breakdown and found myself googling “rfp memes”
cbcradio2's tweet image. I just had a bit of a breakdown and found myself googling “rfp memes”
cbcradio2's tweet image. I just had a bit of a breakdown and found myself googling “rfp memes”

Chatgpt invented a laura Mercier foundation that does not exist and keeps telling me it’s in stock at several Sephoras and I should buy it

Walmart partners with OpenAl so people can make purchases directly through ChatGPT.

PopCrave's tweet image. Walmart partners with OpenAl so people can make purchases directly through ChatGPT.
PopCrave's tweet image. Walmart partners with OpenAl so people can make purchases directly through ChatGPT.


There are one million "content creation jobs" available to you if you live in a third-tier ontario "city." Some people really have it all


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