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At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head. Only you can cool my desire
I️ don’t hear music anymore. My ears are tired of all the pictures in the words ‘cause you’re are in them, still
He'd rather be doing something else right now, like cigarettes and coffee with the underbelly. His life's on the line with anxiety now
Can't wait to drink a few too many Guinness tonight and cure the hangover with some corned beef hash in the am
The Army ok's religious beards? Guess who's converting to Sikhism 💁🏻
"No, this is I fucked my sister and now she's pregnant music, not drinking music."
You'd think on holidays, days where the vast majority of adults in the country drink, it would be a good idea to have liquor stores open 🤔
And by frivolous shit I mean a 30K golf cart, a car with the school logo painted on, and a Christmas concert etc.
With all the frivolous shit SJC spends money on, I see no reason why they could not justify financing a Future/Lil Uzi Vert concert
I will never update my phone or buy a new one just for the sake of keeping the gun emoji
If one human year=7 dog years, then does one human beer=7 dog beers?
I haven't ice skated in god knows how long, but hey if you can't skate drunk, don't skate at all
Got pulled over by the fake campus cop for running one of the fake stop signs. On the bright side, I didn't get a fake traffic ticket
St. Joe's giving out free beer. That's how I know I made the right choice for a college
Really bummed that I have to miss championship midget wrestling this weekend
Could anyone provide me with a trustworthy means of acquiring false identification?
United States Tren
- 1. Broncos N/A
- 2. Stidham N/A
- 3. Drake Maye N/A
- 4. $GHOST N/A
- 5. Sean Payton N/A
- 6. Campbell N/A
- 7. Pats N/A
- 8. #AFCChampionship N/A
- 9. #NEvsDEN N/A
- 10. Tony Romo N/A
- 11. Stiddy N/A
- 12. Gonzo N/A
- 13. Sutton N/A
- 14. Arsenal N/A
- 15. Josh McDaniels N/A
- 16. Pretti N/A
- 17. Lutz N/A
- 18. #BedBathandBeyondisBack N/A
- 19. Hunter Henry N/A
- 20. Christian Gonzalez N/A
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