“Were you my senior “ - customer at work... “Idk I graduated 2011” -me “Yes you were, I wore skinny jeans back then.. and you used to squeeze my ass in the hallways” ..-customer “Yea probably and look that, you remember me ;)” - me
Wondering if the 30 day challenge would have gave me a baby or atleast put a ring on my damn finger.... 🤨
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Things I’ve learned from #TheBachelorWinterGames 1) NEVER miss a German appointment 2) American men have no idea how to express themselves (mass generalization, sorry guys) 3) never trust a struggling musician trying to make a name for himself (looking at you, Luke Pell)
On the 8th day of fucking my true love gave to me 8 positions a trying, 7 shots to heaven, 6 days of dicks, 5 condoms flavored, 4 whores a watching, 3 orgasms for me, 2 times a doing, and one more night of cum'n
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