chancerandom's profile picture. Oh, word?

©®

@chancerandom

Oh, word?

Always make the mistake of thinking the bus window’s telling me the truth about my reflection


Arugula is the best leafy green that sounds like an ODB adlib


Eskettitcism


©® reposted

SPIN CYCLE RIGHT MEOW

thadisrad's tweet image. SPIN CYCLE RIGHT MEOW

So That Was A Grift: A History of Technological Innovations 2010-2025


Is there anything less dignifying than dropping the paper towel tube and having it roll away and unravel across your whole damn apartment


A sincere @willystaley post…. not so much these days…

Very heartening to see a work of longform magazine journalism take over the conversation on here. Was a little worried that would never happen again.



West west y’all

It's insane that there is no consensus about what this meant

abcdentminded's tweet image. It's insane that there is no consensus about what this meant


The longer the legally required disclaimer the worse it is for you


If it’s vacation time for your boy you’re only getting one word texts, I am sorry ma’am


Airports are living nightmares because we’re being karmically punished for stealing flight from the birds


Right wing produce stand called VegLords


Let a man not be judged for the cleanliness of his bong but the quality of his character


Just referred to drying as “unmoistening”


It’s weird how much straws are an essential part of drug-based routines


My future’s so bleak I have to wear a head lamp


It would be funnier if Delroy Lindo’s name was Lelroy Dindo


Zac Braffron


Maybe a ZZ Top cover band called AA Bottom? I dunno, man


I have good days but I have bad months


Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.