NenjaMasterChen 🏴☠️🇺🇸
@chenb0x
How do you think outside of the box when it doesn't exist? Hacker/phreak/SE, student of life, teacher of Shaolin, master of Kenpo. My tweets are my 0wn.
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My posts aren't political. But they're satirical. An optical illusion, through the lens of the lyrical.
There once was a ghost from the crypt. Who wanted to go off script. It latched on to me As I left the property Now he's my spooky sidekick. #Limerick #31DaysOfScary #Day12
They know when you are sleeping They know when you're awake. They'll report your lack of spirit So get spooky for spooky's sake. #PumpkinSpies #31DaysOfScary #Day11
I ran for what felt like a lifetime, but It was always just over my shoulder. To continue to run was a fool's errand. I stopped and turned around to face my pursuer. It took off It's mask... Me. The #TrueMe. A monster like no other. #31DaysOfScary #Day10
It was ages since I had been home. Everything exactly how I left it; now with a thin layer of dust. With every artifact I touched a new ghost emerged as a memory. The biggest haunt of all was realizing I had been dead for more than 5 years. #HauntedHouse #31DaysOfScary #Day9
An indescribable paleness behind long black hair. Reaching for me with a thousand-mile stare. At the other end of the hall, is my only escape. Blocked by the ghost, trying to keep me in #Day8 #31DaysOfScary
Notifications. Live translation. News. These smart glasses are insane. #SEGFAULT I removed and returned them to their owner. "I think it crashed, dude." ...but SEGFAULT remained in my vision before my world faded to black. #31DaysOfScary #Day7
"Can you turn me?" I pleaded. "Huh?" responded the perplexed #Vampire. "I haven't even seduced you." "Psh ya no need. Just do it." "Okay. Here it goes." I woke up some time later and looked in the mirror at my now absent reflection. "Perfect." #31DaysOfScary #Day6
It was only supposed to be a day trip. A quick flight to new heights. On to day 5, I can't tell real from fake. As I sit at the bar preparing for another long night I poke my fingertips with this steak knife am I wrong or am I right? #SpaceCookie #31DaysOfScary #Day5
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Which one of you fucking monsters pronounces it C-H-OWN 😂😂
He sat on the throne in a state of #Vulnerability. The shower curtain pulled back slowly but quite suddenly. Nowhere to run since his business wasn't done. His heart stopped before he realized his "ghost" was a falling curtain bar. #31DaysOfScary #Day4
Blood Red with rage Eyes Green with envy What color's left to match her energy? When all is lost, and still nothing found Let #Blue be her guide to her home underground. #ColoredPrequel #31DaysOfScary #Day3
She sat opposite the mirror. Joined by her favorite dinner guest. #Blue napkins. Blue cloth. Wearing her favorite Blue dress. As she choked on her final bite of Blueberry pie, she turned her favorite color and gasped her last goodbye. #31DaysOfScary #Day3
#TheMortician chuckled, "Did you do something different with your hair?" "..." "And you've taken such great care of your hands." "..." "Do you mind if I..." the Mortician glanced further down. "Don't you dare!" She sat up with a fury that could wake the dead. #31DaysOfScary #Day2
The axe penetrated his back, the spine barely missed. Looking up after the faceplant, he struggled to get his phone from his pocket. Turning the camera on himself, he snapped a photo, but bled out before he could hit "Post". #Selfie #31DaysOfScary #Day1
As I begin to draft stories for my #31DaysOfScary, I want to post a friendly reminder that these stories are works of fiction. Dark thoughts are explored, but please consume them in the spirit of the spooky season.
"The male ego is very fragile." "Yes it is, Sir." #ZenOfTheDay
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