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I have seen a lot of people say marriage is not an achievement and agree with them in totality but...but whenever I am referred to as "monn'a Rekopang". My tall, black, rough around the edges self's knees become weak🤣🤣🤣🤣 Achievement a kalo bophelong baka😊


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “element of evil” I hate that I get it.

It takes a good person with an element of evil to stop a totally evil person 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿. That 3rd klap would’ve given him migraines 🤣.



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I won’t become them. I’ll never lose my soul. Remember friend, don’t become who you hate.


Friday motivation by ntate Leraisa: “Bophelo ke tla bo latella joalo ka ha moea o latella lethuela. Haeba ho oa tloloa, ke tla tlola e sa le ka mafifi, bo sa robetse. E re tsatsi le chaba, bo ntemoha, ke e be emelletse thokoana, ke se ntse ke rabaka. Ha ke ho rate ho sokola!” 🔥


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Sometimes I think that Christians created the devil to avoid accountability.


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They’ve been at Eastgate for as long as I can remember hey. They got me back in 2014 😭 the scammer was nogal pregnant in real life and accomplice was a middle aged ZCC badge wearing woman. I never stood a chance 😩


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It takes a good person with an element of evil to stop a totally evil person 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿. That 3rd klap would’ve given him migraines 🤣.



“If you dont have enough money to buy it in cash! You cannot afford it! You need to act your wage!” Frank


I had fun with these 2 going at each other🫡 I have watched both their shows since October the 7th but this particular show was 🙌🏿 while I have strong views on the matter, I kept changing sides this on this one.

Me: You’re a genocide denier. @piersmorgan: I’m not a genocide denier. Me: Do you think Israel is committing genocide? Piers: No (At length). Seriously, wild!



Entlek, masep’a “I love winter” 🥶🤧


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EU unveils 4.7-bn-euro investment package for South Africa enca.com/business/eu-un…


South Africa taking notes on self sufficiency now 📝

🇷🇺🇩🇪 SANCTIONS FAIL: German truck manufacturer MAN left Russia, now Russia builds trucks in its factories by itself! Footage of the new trucks in production under the BAZ brand at the former MAN plant in St. Petersburg. The enterprise has now been renamed to JSC Romanov. 1/

MyLordBebo's tweet image. 🇷🇺🇩🇪 SANCTIONS FAIL: German truck manufacturer MAN left Russia, now Russia builds trucks in its factories by itself!

Footage of the new trucks in production under the BAZ brand at the former MAN plant in St. Petersburg.

The enterprise has now been renamed to JSC Romanov.

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On my phone call with President @CyrilRamaphosa, I highlighted the EU’s commitment to deepen ties with South Africa, as a reliable and predictable partner. I look forward to the bilateral #SouthAfrica-EU summit on 13 March. I expressed the EU’s full support to South Africa’s…


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A Chinese company just shattered OpenAI's $18 billion advantage: They proved you can build ChatGPT-level AI for 100x cheaper. And it's about to trigger the biggest market crash since the dot-com bubble. Here's why the Chinese are keeping this a secret:

GCcookeHQ's tweet image. A Chinese company just shattered OpenAI's $18 billion advantage:

They proved you can build ChatGPT-level AI for 100x cheaper.

And it's about to trigger the biggest market crash since the dot-com bubble.

Here's why the Chinese are keeping this a secret:

Ntate Bukele a seng a le moholo a senang sekoli 🙌🏿

This is Nayib Bukele. He became the youngest president in El Salvador’s history at 37 and achieved what many thought was impossible. In 4 years, he transformed one of the world’s most dangerous countries into one of the safest Here’s how he did it 🧵

visegrad24's tweet image. This is Nayib Bukele.

He became the youngest president in El Salvador’s history at 37 and achieved what many thought was impossible.

In 4 years, he transformed one of the world’s most dangerous countries into one of the safest

Here’s how he did it 🧵


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MACHESO WAS FOUND SHAKING AFTER SEEING THIS………..


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The Federation of black parents tried to add Pokémon tazos to the list because they didn’t want to buy us Simba chips

Teboho Lala, Lakabane (Ngoana o'a lla) , Isiraele Manosa, Universal Church of the Kingdom of God



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Ia this why they slander helper tsa Basotho?


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🇱🇸 The small African nation of Lesotho is ranked as the country with the highest suicide rate in the world. Nicknamed the Kingdom of the Sky, it’s also home to a dark reputation. The @WHO says the suicide rate there is nearly ten times the global average.


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She's aiming for🥇gold at #Paris2024 representing the small and paradisiac Lesotho 🇱🇸. But apart from a taekwondo fighter, Michelle Tau is also a model and an activist for women's rights.


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WATCH- 💵 The US economy grew faster than expected in the second quarter amid solid gains in consumer spending and business investment, but inflation pressures subsided, leaving intact expectations of a September interest rate cut from the Federal Reserve reut.rs/3yaBdDC


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