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Clive🏳

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Watching Man Utd these days is like meeting the kid who bullied you at school, 20 years on, working as a human sign post for a golf sale.


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It’s like comparing garages: Madrid’s got 10 more Rolls-Royces (UCL), 8 more Aston Martins (La Liga), 6 more Bentleys (world titles), and several extra supercars. Barca’s got more Fords(copa) and Hyundais(super copa). And some of Barca’s paperwork for those cars is now being…

Real Madrid are three major honours clear of Barcelona, making them the Spanish club with the most trophies won worldwide 😮‍💨🏆🇪🇸 This includes domestic, FIFA and UEFA competitions 🔥

OneFootball's tweet image. Real Madrid are three major honours clear of Barcelona, making them the Spanish club with the most trophies won worldwide 😮‍💨🏆🇪🇸

This includes domestic, FIFA and UEFA competitions 🔥


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13 January 2026: Xabi alonso has been sacked by Real Madrid


Stupid fella loves winning more than anything but has kept going on dumb retirement tours since Madrid

Honestly this wouldn’t affect as much if Ronaldo was finished and can’t score goals. But that’s not even the case. He’s won back to back golden boot and is the top scorer this season as well while his teammates are playing against him.



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Average Luis Diaz game highlight:


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He is nothing like Carlo Clearly wants us to play differently and do so with structures to our sequences — keeps emphasising the importance of collective behaviour, and players are back to taking that on board. Why are you people suddenly forgetting how we started the season?

been following you for quite a while now, and i’m super disappointed you still support him he stands for everything we were against with carlo and is even worse, he has not made the squad better at all, tactically we are clueless i just watched us spam courtois long balls lmao!



I hope you guys realise that the problem is primarily us being unable to keep the ball?😭😭😭

We have ZERO clue how to cover spaces in this setup They're constantly exploiting us between the wingbacks and the CBs/CMs Coaching failure to switch up the setup in the FINAL.



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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME?! EL CLASICO IS THE GREATEST.


Let alone that 2nd, there's not a single RB Barca have purchased in Vini's career that he hasn't bitched💀


Was actually spitting then proceeded just to imply that drake is smarter than kendrick

Imo, there are only one of two reasons he did this: he's actually trying to improve himself, which has clearly been ineffective—the guy crashed out over an invite to be on a song with Drake. Or, He's just trying to build on his brand as the hyper-intellectual poet who sees…



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🇧🇷🔵 Vinícius Júnior (Real Madrid, 24) 🇪🇸🔴 Lamine Yamal (Barcelona, 18) 👥 Similar data profiles #ElClasico Compare players 👉 datamb.football

DataMB_'s tweet image. 🇧🇷🔵 Vinícius Júnior (Real Madrid, 24)
🇪🇸🔴 Lamine Yamal (Barcelona, 18)
👥 Similar data profiles

#ElClasico
Compare players 👉 datamb.football

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Belongs on a beat hoe

Does mustard belong on cheeseburgers?

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Happy belated birthday Mason Mount


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El Madridismo psicológico hace que la única compilación buena de un jugador del Madrid en un partido importante (en los últimos 2 años) solo tenga 2k likes. Luego Anthony Semenyo hace 2 conducciones sin tropezarse y tiene 15k

Fede Valverde vs Atletico Madrid 2 G/A



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se puso Baena en la barrera para ver si valverde picaba y en vez de tirar a porteria intentaba matarlo de un pelotazo, no coló.


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No wonder this fucker has 12 hands😭😭buying Courtois in 2019 was like investing in bitcoin in 2009

How Thibaut Courtois Trainer at Chelsea:



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Salam Alaikoum, Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦📍


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My favorite thing is when highly respected artists talk about their taste and it includes something that their audience views as basic or beneath them lol


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