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Smile :) the government is always watching. She/Her
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I think it’s so dehumanizing and disturbing when they call animals “food motivated”. After all, who among us is not a little “food motivated”!?
Kids are so special. They’re always saying insightful things like “I’ve had a LOT of babysitters and I’ve never seen ANY of them cry. Except you”
rip David Foster Wallace you would’ve loved The Rehearsal
Is there anything more humiliating then having to text someone “she peed, pooped, and had a great time!”every single time you walk their dog??
To all the people who walk down the street while reading a book: stop fucking lying
So many terrible people were born right here in Brooklyn, New York
So awkward that they JUST opened the Ruth Bader Ginsburg hospital. Like, it’s a little late guys . . .
Enough is enough!! No more graduating! The world has enough graduates as it is …
Nothing quite like the first day on set; working long hours, standing outside on location (the street), and genuinely thinking you are bonding with your coworkers only for them to reveal they thought you were “just some guy who lived around here” the entire time
Huge news: I am no longer a lady. Instead, I have become a nerdy little nocturnal bird of prey. . . just like I always dreamed. Awesome!
Man: Hahahah why are you wearing a mask? The mask thing is over Me: I have Covid Man: Oh cool! I just thought the mask thing was over though … ????
Thinking about the girl who said “oh my god 😧 that is so scary” when I told her I was from Texas
Dad: Do you play wordle? Me: Yeah, do you? Dad: I’ve never lost a Wordle, which is why I’ve graduated to quordle. Which is harder. And recently I’ve also started playing absurdle ????
United States Tendências
- 1. Miami N/A
- 2. Indiana N/A
- 3. #NationalChampionship N/A
- 4. Mendoza N/A
- 5. #CFBPlayoff N/A
- 6. Carson Beck N/A
- 7. Cignetti N/A
- 8. Knicks N/A
- 9. Hoosiers N/A
- 10. Dawson N/A
- 11. GOALIE FIGHT N/A
- 12. Paige N/A
- 13. Cristobal N/A
- 14. Marcus Freeman N/A
- 15. Bain N/A
- 16. Michael Irvin N/A
- 17. #iufb N/A
- 18. #NeverDaunted N/A
- 19. ESPN N/A
- 20. Riley Nowakowski N/A
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