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You couldn’t fathom how many skittles I’ve eaten over the past 72 hours

What I'm eating for the next few days Nutty Pudding 50 ml mac nut milk 3 Tbsp ground raw macadamia nuts 2 tsp of ground raw walnuts 1 tsp of ground flaxseed 1 tsp sunflower lecithin 1/4 cup berries 3 cherries organic 2 oz pomegranate juice Vegetable Coconut Curry with…

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Nutty Pudding
50 ml mac nut milk
3 Tbsp ground raw macadamia nuts 
2 tsp of ground raw walnuts 
1 tsp of ground flaxseed 
1 tsp sunflower lecithin 
1/4 cup berries 
3 cherries organic 
2 oz pomegranate juice 

Vegetable Coconut Curry with…
bryan_johnson's tweet image. What I'm eating for the next few days 

Nutty Pudding
50 ml mac nut milk
3 Tbsp ground raw macadamia nuts 
2 tsp of ground raw walnuts 
1 tsp of ground flaxseed 
1 tsp sunflower lecithin 
1/4 cup berries 
3 cherries organic 
2 oz pomegranate juice 

Vegetable Coconut Curry with…
bryan_johnson's tweet image. What I'm eating for the next few days 

Nutty Pudding
50 ml mac nut milk
3 Tbsp ground raw macadamia nuts 
2 tsp of ground raw walnuts 
1 tsp of ground flaxseed 
1 tsp sunflower lecithin 
1/4 cup berries 
3 cherries organic 
2 oz pomegranate juice 

Vegetable Coconut Curry with…


I had this realization when I learned I could have garlic bread whenever I wanted

Not enough adults are understanding that they have to create moments of happiness in their lives. Find things to be excited about. Create plans to look forward to. Decorate the house during holidays. Make a playlist you only listen to on Tuesdays. Keep your favorite snacks…



They’re going to lock us all in a room until a new Bernie is chosen

sheeeeeeeeets's tweet image. They’re going to lock us all in a room until a new Bernie is chosen

I’ve been summoned

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Tucker, Don Lemon, and Corden all gone? Nick Castellanos is about to put up a generational performance tonight


I would be sad but 24 years of being a DC sports fan prepared me for moments like these

A federal appeals court just temporarily blocked President Biden's student debt relief program.



R.I.P Queen Elizabeth, she would have loved UCLA in the Big 10


Where is the January 6th commission for spitgate


So when I do four accents at a bar I’m being “drunk and disorderly” but when Harry does it it’s “acting

Repost from @RollingStone via Instagram | See a never-before-seen clip from #DontWorryDarling, in theaters September 23, starring Harry Styles and Florence Pugh.



Not giving up any future draft picks to secure Griner is huge

U.S. offers Russia a prisoner exchange to secure the release of Brittney Griner and Paul Whelan, Blinken says wapo.st/3vk7oMj



This country may be going to hell in a hand basket but Taco Bell just grabbed that hand basket and threw it into heaven

sheeeeeeeeets's tweet image. This country may be going to hell in a hand basket but Taco Bell just grabbed that hand basket and threw it into heaven

The $1.50 costco hotdog is gen z’s only remaining inflation hedge


The greatest illusion of elementary school is that you can use whatever font you want in life without consequences


You can’t convince me “Kenyon owls” isn’t a fictional boarding school in a movie where the main character thinks they can use the power of poetry to save democracy


*me using the cash I withdrew from an atm an hour ago* this doesn’t count as real money, do you want a $40 tip?


Doing my part

sheeeeeeeeets's tweet image. Doing my part

New favorite game: is it Covid or did I just spray chlorox everywhere in my poorly ventilated apartment?


Gift idea for wine lovers: buy a baby a box on franzia when they’re born and give it to them when they turn 21


Merry Christmas Eve from us to you specifically

sheeeeeeeeets's tweet image. Merry Christmas Eve from us to you specifically

About to watch a Christmas movie with the fam :)

sheeeeeeeeets's tweet image. About to watch a Christmas movie with the fam :)

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