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On a whim, went from "The Big Chill" to "JFK" and am wondering if we would all be better off if the Cuban Missile Crisis had ended differently.


Also strikes me that my ex-boyfriend resembled a young Jeff Goldblum... But wasn't nearly as cool.


Watching "The Big Chill" - Kevin Costner's greatest performance. And it struck me that he did not slit his wrists correctly. Hardly surprising that he couldn't commit suicide correctly, since he couldn't manage an English accent.


My current bright spot is horny Tina. #BobsBurgers


Real question - If my life is in danger from a pregnancy, can I shoot the fetus in self-defense?


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Hey you reading this. This court decision sucks. Let's fix it together. Let's find every possible election we can vote in, and elect the person who wants to expand the court and restore Roe. Anything that works toward this goal is helpful. Anything that works against it is not.


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Whoever did this, you have earned your place in eternity. Betty White should also be the next Aquaman.


I'm watching "The Nanny" on HBO Max and have been surprised at (1) how funny it is and (2) how well it holds up. #whoknew


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I've heard this stat a thousand times but it never ceases to blow my mind. 96% of all mammal biomass on the planet is comprised of us and our livestock and pets. Every wild mammal you can think of... the remaining 4%. That gives you a sense of the scale of animal agriculture.

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You'd think the @ACLU 's past support of the KKK and neo-Nazis would be enough to earn the support of Republicans, but I guess they're learning the meaning of "Give them an inch and they'll take a mile." greenwald.substack.com/p/aclu-again-c…


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Not sure how I didn't see this before, but here's a map from TheDonald on 12/28 talking about storming the Capitol on January 6th. In the comments, people are talking about sabotaging the tunnels so lawmakers can't escape when they overwhelm their estimate of 3500 guards.

oneunderscore__'s tweet image. Not sure how I didn't see this before, but here's a map from TheDonald on 12/28 talking about storming the Capitol on January 6th.

In the comments, people are talking about sabotaging the tunnels so lawmakers can't escape when they overwhelm their estimate of 3500 guards.
oneunderscore__'s tweet image. Not sure how I didn't see this before, but here's a map from TheDonald on 12/28 talking about storming the Capitol on January 6th.

In the comments, people are talking about sabotaging the tunnels so lawmakers can't escape when they overwhelm their estimate of 3500 guards.

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The corporations are "woke" because that's where the culture shifted. They do this shit when it's safe and profitable, that's their whole fucking deal!

I’m sensing a cultural shift, and woke corporations are on the losing side of it.



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Have these people seen It's a Wonderful Life.

I regret to inform you that Fox is furious at movie villains again

existentialfish's tweet image. I regret to inform you that Fox is furious at movie villains again
existentialfish's tweet image. I regret to inform you that Fox is furious at movie villains again
existentialfish's tweet image. I regret to inform you that Fox is furious at movie villains again
existentialfish's tweet image. I regret to inform you that Fox is furious at movie villains again


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Check out this stupid person lying, I guess.

Ben Shapiro: "Voter suppression doesn't involve long lines, any more than long lines at Disneyland are ride suppression"



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WATCH: Senate Impeachment Trial: January 6 Video Montage youtu.be/ivVOPWrFfW4

cspan's tweet image. WATCH: Senate Impeachment Trial: January 6 Video Montage youtu.be/ivVOPWrFfW4

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NEW: Remember when comedian John Mulaney said last year Secret Service investigated him b/c of a joke he made during his SNL monologue abt Julius Ceaser being stabbed? Well, I filed a #FOIA w/Secret Service & they just gave me 27 pgs. Agency stopped short of investigating him.

JasonLeopold's tweet image. NEW: Remember when comedian John Mulaney said last year Secret Service investigated him b/c of a joke he made during his SNL monologue abt Julius Ceaser being stabbed?

Well, I filed a #FOIA w/Secret Service & they just gave me 27 pgs. Agency stopped short of investigating him.
JasonLeopold's tweet image. NEW: Remember when comedian John Mulaney said last year Secret Service investigated him b/c of a joke he made during his SNL monologue abt Julius Ceaser being stabbed?

Well, I filed a #FOIA w/Secret Service & they just gave me 27 pgs. Agency stopped short of investigating him.
JasonLeopold's tweet image. NEW: Remember when comedian John Mulaney said last year Secret Service investigated him b/c of a joke he made during his SNL monologue abt Julius Ceaser being stabbed?

Well, I filed a #FOIA w/Secret Service & they just gave me 27 pgs. Agency stopped short of investigating him.
JasonLeopold's tweet image. NEW: Remember when comedian John Mulaney said last year Secret Service investigated him b/c of a joke he made during his SNL monologue abt Julius Ceaser being stabbed?

Well, I filed a #FOIA w/Secret Service & they just gave me 27 pgs. Agency stopped short of investigating him.

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Congrats to Trump on finally getting more votes than a Clinton


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