Chad Roberts
@cncagile
I know Agile and will tell you exactly how to do it.
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why I dictate policy: RT .@MarkGraban: If your policy says everybody is responsible then nobody is. Things tend to not get done, right?
same prob! RT @MrAlanCooper: Why are designers telling me this shit can't be done? FUCK YOU NAYSAYING BASTARDS. Where is that can-do spirit?
.@RonJeffries .@JonKernPA don't hate poor, easier to control and cheaper, 2 hire still waiting for the coding robot machine, .@jchyip
our windows have blinds RT .@EricDBrown & @thisBrianShea Broken Windows and Organizational Culture bit.ly/yAfLWQ . cc .@bigballofmud
HR wrote new working agreements for the teams. They count for 20% of MBO. Time for standup! Michael better have finished his stories.
1 more: weak vision. mine's strong. RT .@bonniea: 10 Reasons CEOs Unwittingly Sabotage Innovation: wp.me/p2cY6A-67 .@flowchainsensei
.@howardsublett let us know when you RIF your CSTs. maybe we can pick 'em up cheap? gotta be not as useless as some of the folks here.
almost right simile, fixed 4 u, @martinburnsuk & @agilesensei #A3 report form filling makes change, like paint-by-numbers makes an artist
make me happy, or you will loose YOUR job RT @markzim: "Your job is not to make every possible customer happy". bit.ly/zT1nPn
likewise! do people resent you for it, too? RT @derickbailey: sometimes it's hard being this awesome, but i manage… most of the time :P
most of it's BS: RT @tonycollander: "My tests are my documentation" - unbelievable bullshit :) according to @holman at #SHRUGse and I agree.
and I have my boots on. RT @pascalpinck: "I came here to kick_ass and chew bubble gum ... and I'm all out of bubble gum." #quoteoftheday
how DARE people interrupt me while I tell them how they're not doing the job right! This Agile stuff doesn't make the place some hippie den.
folks acting dumb. must get everyone trained up on Agile ASAP & take classes this Sprint, get learning & get back 2 work knowing better.
some1sent me: bit.ly/OXFLS I kno the prncpls & #1 is 'satisfy customer'. it's how we get 2 mine, keep co going 2 fulfill vision.
wait. what? better not, or we're going to have to talk w/ BS Johnson about your abilities. RT @jamesshore: (...) Will never happen again :)
Wow. u tell world u abuse yer pickle? RT @jede: Wow. I actually think I understand BDD opposed to TDD, and how I'm abusing cucumber.
team asking to get Agile training. only works by doing, so I'll tell you how. throwing balls teaches Scrum? waste of time&money!
ppl over process? u bet. wrkng s/w prime? ok. but it's $ over ppl. u shld feel lucky 2 have your job. agile=better. more $ for me! err, us.
@jchyip how much for the machines? I'll replace all the people with them. maybe the machines will do it right. people sure don't.
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