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@code2seven

Code Red = Fire | Code Adam = Missing Child | Code 27 = #dearcustomer

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99.9% of #DearCustomer complaints or issues are caused by the customer.


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District manager *on a snowy day - Contact your employees and see if they can come in. Let them know that their safety is our number one priority. #retailproblems


I’d like to know at what point #dearcustomer thinks “ya know I’ve decided I don’t want these items. Let’s put them whereverthefuck because someone gets PAID to put them back”.


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#dearcustomer, NO, WE DONT HAVE IT IN STOCK NO, WE WILL NOT GET ANY BEFORE CHRISTMAS NO, WE CAN NOT GUARANTEE IT WILL ARRIVE BY XMAS IF YOU ORDER ON-LINE Your options are: pick something else, drive to another location or fuck off. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!! #retailsucks


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Agent Bon Garçon is not hearing anything from lazybones apologists.


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Why I hate #dearcustomer and surveys- Customer feedback: Staff was very friendly, and the cashier was very helpful and polite. Store was clean and well organized. Please rate 1-10: 7 #retailproblems


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The look you get from #dearcustomer when you show them the “Up to” in front of “50% off”. #retailproblems

TheRantyBastard's tweet image. The look you get from #dearcustomer when you show them the “Up to” in front of “50% off”.
#retailproblems

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Day 7 of selling 0 Valentine’s Day merchandise that HAD to be set at 6 am on December 26th. I tweet this every year and nothing ever changes. #retailproblems


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We have managed staying open through a pandemic, call outs, extra trucks, no UPS deliveries, #dearcustomer mask fuck ups, and an endless parade of new employees and managers through our busiest time of the year... District Manager:The store is a little dusty. *burn it all*


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When you tell #dearcustomer that you’re not getting any more Christmas merchandise. #retailproblems

TheRantyBastard's tweet image. When you tell #dearcustomer that you’re not getting any more Christmas merchandise. 
#retailproblems

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This animated feature is a good teaching tool for children, and a great response to all the lazybones who try the , "It's somebody's job" excuse.


When you see that #dearcustomer waking up to the door after you’ve closed


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We will, thanks!

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people don’t put their shopping carts up. Keep it up @CartNarcs 😂 love it!



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Yes yes yes yes yes yes #coronavirus #WearAMaskChallenge

KrustyCusty's tweet image. Yes yes yes yes yes yes 

#coronavirus #WearAMaskChallenge

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Wrong. You ARE a bad person for not putting your cart back. Their job is to get the carts from the cart corrals. Not to wander all over the parking lot because you are a lazy bones. Educate yourself.



#dearcustomer STOP OPENING PACKAGES! THEY ARE CLEAR OR HAVE A PICTURE FOR A REASON!!!!


#dearcustomer if it feels like I’m giving you almost overweening customer service, we closed 20 mins ago. 😒


#dearcustomer if I can see your nose, you’re doing it wrong 😩


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One is a mask. The other is a chin guard. No one told you to wear a chin guard. Wear a mask.

NYGovCuomo's tweet image. One is a mask. The other is a chin guard. No one told you to wear a chin guard. Wear a mask.

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Yall. Restaurants are holding on by A THREAD right now. Dont DEMAND your food is paid for if it gets messed up. People make mistakes, and those businesses desperately need that income. Not some bitching Karen who had to wait 40 mins.


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"You know you're being brainwashed, right?" "Are you that afraid that the virus is gonna get you?" "I have to wear a mask here, but it's ok to go protest, right?" It's store policy, plain & simple. If you're that upset about it, shop elsewhere & leave me alone.


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