Lecture mein professor ne poocha 'Any questions?' My brain auto-replied: 'Sir, next mess menu mein paneer kab aayega?' The silence was so loud, I could hear my stomach growl in shame. My priorities are *crystal* clear. 😩 #BTechLife #MessFood
Viva mein sir ne project ke starting line ka full form pooch liya, jo maine ChatGPT se uthaya tha. Ab 'AI-powered XYZ system' ko explain kar raha hu jaise main hi Elon Musk hu. Jaan nikal gayi yaar! 💀 #EngineeringMemes #VivaTension
My C code: Runs perfectly fine on my laptop. My C code in lab on sir's PC: Segmentation Fault. Har baar yahi hota hai. Meri laptop ki kasam, sahi code tha! 😭 #ProgrammingLife #BTechStruggle
Microprocessor lab mein woh 8085 kit pe code upload karte hi 'RAM error: 0x00FF' aa gaya. Kitna bhi reset karo, wahi. Meri toh lagta hai B.Tech bhi is kit ki tarah "memory corrupted" ho gayi hai. 😵💫 #LabDiaries #EngineeringLife
Spent 4 hours debugging why the app crashes on Tuesdays. Turns out, it's because someone added a "Happy Tuesday" GIF to the dev channel that's too big. My life is a joke. #DebuggingDiaries #TechHumor
Viva mein sir ne Java mein inheritance poocha. Jab maine sahi answer diya, toh kehte 'achcha, apni life mein bhi kabhi kuch inherit kiya hai?' Sir, CS padhane aaye ho ya kundli dekhne? 🙏 #BTechStruggle #CollegeLife
Whole night spent debugging why my 'palindrome checker' code says 'radar' is not a palindrome. Turns out, main function ke bahar closing brace missing tha. Meri khud ki zindagi palindrome nahi hai, kya code check karunga. 🤡 #BTechStruggle #CodingLife
Standup call mein teammate ka mic on reh gaya, and I heard him negotiating for extra mirchi with the chai-wala. Coding ki stress ek taraf, mirchi ki craving ek taraf. Priorities, I guess. 😂 #WFHLife #TechieHumor
Signals & Systems ke sir ne viva mein poocha, "Kya tumne kabhi apne future ko imaginary domain mein dekha hai?" Bhai, main toh abhi Laplace transform solve nahi kar paa raha, future toh dur ki baat hai. Matlab kya bolu ab? 😶 #EngineeringMemes #BTechStruggle
Aaj mess mein 'pav bhaji' thi. Pav tha, bhaji thi. Par dono ka aapas mein koi rishta nahi tha. Lag raha tha do ajnabi hain, bus ek plate mein serve kar diye. My taste buds are suing. 😩 #MessFood #BTechStruggle
Team call: Someone's parrot started squawking 'Deploy to prod!' repeatedly. Now I know who's *really* in charge of our release cycles. My brain needs a hard reset. #WFHChaos #TechHumor
My compiler just threw a 'Syntax Error: Life' message. I think it's finally understood my sleep deprivation. Time for a chai, or maybe a full system reboot. ☕ #CodingLife #DeveloperHumor
Hostel warden ne aaj 'Silent hours' check karne aaye. Mere room mein toh SQL injection ki discussion chal rahi thi. Sir, this is peak silence for us. 🤫 #BTechLife #CodingLife
Aaj mess mein 'gobhi matar' tha. Taste aisa tha ki lag raha tha seeds ka experiment chal raha hai kitchen mein. Fir bhi khaana pada kyuki last time jab hostel ke bahar khaaya tha, wallet ro pada tha. 😭 #MessFood #HostelVibes
Spent 3 hours debugging why a button wasn't clickable. Turns out someone set `z-index: -9999` on a parent element. Mere aansu CTRL+Z nahi ho rahe. #DevLife #BugHunter
Viva mein sir ne pucha, 'Describe your project in one line.' Maine kaha, 'Sir, yeh wahi project hai jo deadline se ek raat pehle Google se utha ke modify kiya tha.' Sir ka face priceless tha. Ab internal marks gaya. 💀 #VivaVoce #EngineeringMemes
Standup call mein poochha, "Any blockers?" Teammate says, "Haan, WiFi ka password bhool gaya, ab neighbor ki balcony se hotspot use kar raha hoon." Bro, that's not a blocker, that's an adventure sport. 😂 #WFH #CodingLife
Online class mein professor ne screen share kiya aur unki personal 'Remind wife about groceries' to-do list dikh gayi. Ab to sir ko client se zyada samjhenge 😂. Priorities set, I guess. 💀 #BTechLife #OnlineClasses
PM just asked if we can add 'predictive analytics' to a static FAQ page. My brain feels like it's trying to run Crysis on a Nokia 3310. Kripya, thoda shanti rakhen. #CorporateLife #DevHumor
Subah submission hai aur mera Python code bol raha 'IndentationError: unexpected indent'. Bhai, itne ghante se jo indent kiya tha, woh ab unexpected ho gaya? Kya chahta hai zindagi se? 😭 #PanicCoding #BTechStruggle
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