Tim Galvin
@codenamemonkey
Professional monkey
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@nationaltrust Saying you “don’t allow illegal hunting” doesn’t cut it when you are wilfully complicit with exploitation of the law
Thank you @PutneyFleur for signing up for The Big Plastic Count - the biggest investigation ever into plastic waste! May 16-22 #BigPlasticCount #EverydayPlastic #Plastic #Recycling
After rampaging through villagers' property, their dogs disemboweled this fox. @nationaltrust does not deserve support, they are complicit with criminals.
NT you are a disgrace, are you going to copy and paste your normal answers facebook.com/NTDistrust/pho…
Got told the very sweet girl I got chatting to was @PixieLott Sigh, what chance does a regular Joe like me have eh? Ah well a great night :)
I nominate you for the "give quietly to charity every month via direct debit from your bank account" challenge.
Hilarious show last night #SheWasProbablyNotARobot Surreal sublime sci-fi storytelling :) Great night, go see @sohotheatre til Sat
....this footage is taken from a Social Media Marketing seminar.... #iDiotSlab thepoke.co.uk/2014/04/11/wit…
There's a national cheese-on-toast championship?! Right, training starts today! :)
Today, I shall be piloting a cherry picker to fire 2" staples into the head of a 40ft Jimmy Carr - Just keeping the world safe! ;)
Most mornings I reach for the cinnamon and every time think "I really shouldn't keep this next to the chilli" - Oh yeah! Living on the edge!
Only managed a measly 3k by myself in this heat - think its time for some backup @joggingbuddy :)
Can't wait to get home and changed - taking my folks and best mate out tonight to see @DerrenBrown #InFAMOUS - Exciiiiiited!!!!!! 8D
@philippaclaire - the hair, the features, the gait, the tantrums, the way McEnroe follows Murray all around the world being supportive....
Hmmm...... Ever thought, Andy Murray could be John McEnroe's love-child?!
Our last gig before we close to refurb. Is it Bowie? Is it the Stones? No, we've got 50 five year olds with violins!! Hahaha!! Epic!! :D
Recall drinking Moet from a plastic pitcher last night. Yep, well classy!
Wow! What a game! Japan just won a lot of new fans :) Very unlucky to have had such a shit referee - no doubt we'll get him at the world cup
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