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toby 🎯

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Nobody is good at the start. Nobody is bad after 10,000 tries.


omo “we’re pleased to inform you that you’ll be a good match for our intern program” them wan use unfortunately injure person for this init git career😭😭

This is a CONGRATULATIONS junction. Congratulate yourself on this post. 🎉🥳🍾🥂



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Never!!

BigW4eva's tweet image. Never!!

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Victor Osimhen, what do you have for me tonight? Jagun Jagun ✅ Ogundiji ✅ Ogbontarigi Agba Baller ✅


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Brand that I’ve been putting in my prayers since January, their email is sitting pretty in my mail Thank you Jesus 🙏🏿


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Stephen Curry plays basketball today


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😂😂😭

Date ended early

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Peak fooling 🤣🤣😂😂

"Please sir, grant him a visa. I'm very busy in the office,"👀👀 —Nigerian man who serves in the Russian army says in a video he sent to someone in Nigeria to present at the Russian Embassy for easier visa approval.



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“You sure say she no go stress me? At all ejeh ”

😂😂😂😂😭 “i pulled 3 guys from the same friend group”

montero_997's tweet image. 😂😂😂😂😭 “i pulled 3 guys from the same friend group”


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🙂‍↕️

NOSKYCHI's tweet image. 🙂‍↕️

Define ‘you had to be there’ moments



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It’s very hard to have a vision when you have bills to pay.


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Damn, I fell for a phishing test 😭 now I have to take three courses. In my 9 years of working in tech I’ve never failed one.


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Return of Investment >>>> Return on Investment


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why make a tweet about something you clearly have no idea about? 😭 I’m sorry but you really do not have to drop your opinion on a topic you clearly do not understand. There are other cloud providers (Azure, GCP, Oracle Cloud), if you’re worried about AWS downtime, run a multi…

Yeah Amazon AWS needs a regulated competition and redundencies It's simply too big and important not to work 24/7



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Na to wear Man U jersey carry plastic premier league trophy

HOW TO DRESS like your MIRACLE , HALLELUJAH CHALLENGE, 0ct 21st. 2025 :👇 Visa Approval/ Relocation: •carry luggage •Wear sweater/jacket •Wear head warmer •Carry your passport Marital Settlement: • wear a white dress for the ladies, and suit for men. •Wear a ring…



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in a world full of crypto ponzi schemes and ai slop, it really is beautiful to see some old fashioned crime

A bold crew disguised as construction workers stormed the Louvre in Paris, smashing cases and stealing priceless historic jewelry in a thrilling heist 🤯

GoVisionX's tweet image. A bold crew disguised as construction workers stormed the Louvre in Paris, smashing cases and stealing priceless historic jewelry in a thrilling heist 🤯
GoVisionX's tweet image. A bold crew disguised as construction workers stormed the Louvre in Paris, smashing cases and stealing priceless historic jewelry in a thrilling heist 🤯
GoVisionX's tweet image. A bold crew disguised as construction workers stormed the Louvre in Paris, smashing cases and stealing priceless historic jewelry in a thrilling heist 🤯
GoVisionX's tweet image. A bold crew disguised as construction workers stormed the Louvre in Paris, smashing cases and stealing priceless historic jewelry in a thrilling heist 🤯


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Host of heaven go see something today 🤣🤣

Lmfaooo as how😭😭🤣



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Haha! 😆 We need more reporting like this to dispel all the earning data we discuss! When we say that the top percentile of earners is less than 1 million, they will argue! The banking sector is one of the highest employers of labor.


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😂😂😂🫵

JUST IN - Bug expert terrified to see mosquitoes in Iceland for the first time in history: ‘The last fortress has fallen’ - NYP

TheInsiderPaper's tweet image. JUST IN - Bug expert terrified to see mosquitoes in Iceland for the first time in history: ‘The last fortress has fallen’ - NYP


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A lot of the services you currently use, including Google will eventually require you to have TIN before proceeding with their services. This is for those who think they can escape Tinubu’s tax. I pity you in advance.

ChatGPT subscription price for Nigerians will now increase as OpenAI complies with VAT Act. Users will now include a tax identification number to pay for the service. techpoint.africa/news/nigerians…



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