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I can smell a ChatGPT ass thread from a mile away. You’re doing a disservice to yourself & humanity if you’re outsourcing your thinking completely.


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Shank’s evolution is amazing. Clear distinction from the other skit makers right now. Layi Wasabi is another amazing one. The rest are just unnecessary characters that think comedy is about cross dressing


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gyming with hate in your heart>>>>


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Bruh everyone on my TL just dey raise > $2m Are we back?


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what's the pettiest reason why you want to get married ?



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If you circulated the inDrive rider’s picture along with false stories on social media— particularly WhatsApp, please take responsibility by reposting the clarification videos he released.


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After voting for Tinubu you come dey do hallelujah challenge 😂

marvelwhest4's tweet image. After voting for Tinubu you come dey do hallelujah challenge 😂

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contrary to other people, i enjoy telling my close friends my plans. it gives me a sense of accountability and i also get to see things from their point of view, i’m not always the smart person in the room, i’ve intelligent friends.


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Customer care. Make dem reverse am to my 16,400. No be me una go use do scapegoat for Lagos.

You log into your bank app and see this - who are you calling first 👀👀

Dr_Pharouk's tweet image. You log into your bank app and see this - who are you calling first 👀👀


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Bloody una, remove Osimhen you have boniface; remove lookman you have dessers, remove chulweze you have arepondare, remove ndidi you have onyedika, remove simon you have dessers, remove iwobi you have yusuf, remove zaidu you have onyeamachi. Wow 😭

That play off go bloody ohh



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🤍💚🦅 Victor Osimhen delivers an hat-trick for Nigeria reaching 6 goals and 1 assist for club/country this season.

FabrizioRomano's tweet image. 🤍💚🦅 Victor Osimhen delivers an hat-trick for Nigeria reaching 6 goals and 1 assist for club/country this season.

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It’s Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrr luck, it’s always God. If you have 3 seconds type Amen.


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osimhen no even let una agenda steam


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God please don’t let this guys second term meet me here


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Why do Nigerians feel coz you’re holding a MiFi, you automatically have free data to share ? *Once they spot it “This your internet fast ? Make I connect na” It’s the same normal data subscription you dummy.


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Cold killers, Armed Robbers and Kidnappers getting presidential pardons says exactly the kind of country Nigeria aspires to. #RenewedHope


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Peter Thiel: “You get many chances so long as you keep trying. If you get hung up on failure, and if you think you don’t have another chance, that’s when you really don’t.”

zfellows's tweet image. Peter Thiel: “You get many chances so long as you keep trying. If you get hung up on failure, and if you think you don’t have another chance, that’s when you really don’t.”

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