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Taking the family to $3 movie night was a mistake. Doubt we'll be going back to @AMCTheatres anytime soon.


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Meat prices increased by double digits. Tyson’s CEO says they’re asking customers to “pay for inflation.” Meanwhile, Tyson’s posted $1 billion in profits last quarter — a 48% increase from the first quarter of 2021. Don't be fooled. This is about corporate greed. It always is.


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I just wanted to let y’all know that I forgive each one of them. 😂😂

These Jeopardy contestants just had no clue who Bo Jackson was.



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Really you should spend every day on the internet like it's April 1 Just assume everything could be fake until you do additional research


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A killer has broken into your house. He wants to kill your family and burn your house down. Let’s try to find a compromise! You let him kill just few of your family members and burn down your living room. Hooray, what a fair solution!


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Heaviest explosions all over Kyiv for the past couple of hours. That's what #russians mean by 'de-escalation' apparently. That is for the world to see how much they can be trusted.


My own phone number is now spam texting me theverge.com/2022/3/28/2299… via @Verge


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Trump is dispatching his spokesperson to desperately deny any report that last night’s Georgia rally had tons of empty seats. They do not want you to see this photo.

NoLieWithBTC's tweet image. Trump is dispatching his spokesperson to desperately deny any report that last night’s Georgia rally had tons of empty seats.

They do not want you to see this photo.

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In the media frenzy that is about to ensue, let us not forget about the more dire crises of the world. Thank you in advance.


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Exclusive: Russian intelligence agents are attempting to recruit spies to provide information on Estonia’s border and how easy it might be to penetrate thetimes.co.uk/article/6ac327…


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Putin is bound for The Hague. Even if just an estimate, 34 attacks on hospitals should be the end of that regime. apnews.com/article/russia…


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⚡️Ukraine demands that International Red Cross Committee obtain from Russia lists of deported Mariupol residents. Ukraine demands that all its citizens deported to Russia from Mariupol are provided with the opportunity to return, says Deputy Prime Minister Iryna Vereshchuk.


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I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…


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Spoiler alert: there’s not

There may not be another highlight reel on the planet like @BoJackson's @AuburnFootball tape.



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I remember when I believed that character, integrity and reasonable degree of truthfulness were prerequisite for becoming a United States, Senator. I miss those days.


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