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When you try your best, but you don’t succeed.

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To all of those in Hoboken walking through the flood water to buy a coffee, maybe this will change your mind next time?


That feeling you get when you find out a restaurant only has Pepsi products...


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Call me old fashioned but I personally think a President committing treason is worse than lying about a blow job.


But like, when is @Snapchat going to develop filters that recognize dog faces?


When you lose your boyfriend to the other side. #Squirtlesquad

colmol29's tweet image. When you lose your boyfriend to the other side. #Squirtlesquad

Lifespan of nail polish: approx. 2-3 days Lifespan of toenail polish: you‘ll be buried with that shit


I love looking through real estate photos and spotting a squatty potter in the bathroom.


I want to see @saquon crack a watermelon with his thighs. Do it, you won’t.


Me: “hi Mom I’m home!” We’ve updated our privacy policy


Do you think #TheQueen would lend me a tiara for my wedding? It would really compliment my "white" theme. @RoyalFamily


Do me a quick favor and listen to this Ariana grande/stranger things mashup. IT WILL CHANGE YOU! youtu.be/F6cYvE0pr4w


I wonder how Justin Timerlake feels about his “it’s gunna be may” meme.


A casual Sunday watching Insane Pools on Animal Planet turned into a full-on murder investigation.


It feels like January 110th outside...


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“The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!”

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This dogs face is everything.

colmol29's tweet image. This dogs face is everything.

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this comic strip from 1921 is really relatable to this day

YoRHaw's tweet image. this comic strip from 1921 is really relatable to this day

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