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Tim Jolt

@cortexjolt

Potrebbero piacerti

" Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it"


China, Cuba, Other Authoritarian Regimes Censor News From Iran http://tr.im/q0v2


HuffPost: Al Jazeera Special Report Covers Advance of Fundamentalism in US Military http://tr.im/q0uB #Obama #republican #democrat


Allright, allright.. That's my show folks. I'm here till Sunday, don't forget to tip the waitress ;) [Oh cmon!! Have a sense of humour]


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Horse Jockey? The jockey can legally mount a 3-yr old.. [Zing!!]


What good came out of Michael Jackson's plastic surgeries? Now they can boil him down & turn him into legos so the kids can play with HIM.


How do you know there's an orgy at Michael Jackson's house? The parking lot is filled with Big Wheels.


Why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds? Cuz they're twenty 8 year olds, duh!!


Everything I'm about to say is for pure humor. So, keep those hate replies to yourself! :) I'm def the biggest Michael Jackson fan.


Is it too soon to make Michael Jackson jokes? Hmmmm.. Now's definitely the time.


New Facebook Group -1 Million Strong For A New Iran- http://bit.ly/TNnhZ good convo happening #iranelection #gr88 pls RT and JOIN


New Facebook Group -1 Million Strong For A New Iran- http://bit.ly/TNnhZ good convo happening #iranelection #gr88 #iran pls RT and JOIN


Jon & Kate's big decision.....dun dun dunnnnn: They're moving to a bigger house.


Watchin the latest Bill Maher w/ @mccainblogette - Ya I'm sorry .. but U srsly bombed it. U've gotta step it up if U want to defend the Reps


[Mee too guys - is there a trick to this?] RT @elm1908: @musclenerd @iphone_dev i have no carrier network after 3.0 jailbreak!?


#inaperfectworld Peta may actually be taken seriously.. if they stop issuing moronic press releases over trivial events


#inaperfectworld Fox News would be a scary fiction novel... and MSNBC would be Fox News


Why is Mike Huckabee back on #dailyshow with his idiot arguments? "If you abort kids now, they'll euthanize you when you're old"? #dumbass


RT @TalKamal: @iphone_dev is it a bad idea to upgrade to itunes8.2/OS3.0 right now (just to try it till your update's out?)


The best pics of CK's "controversial" NYC ad are on "super family values" media giant FoxNews.com's site. Oh wait, awareness rite?


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