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Dr. Jackson

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Eco-liberal EU-expat (now in US PNW). Coder (Java), OSS author (Jackson, Woodstox, ClassMate, java-uuid-generator), collaborator, mentor. Gainfully employed.

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Who the hell decided to call them "Containers" and not "Code Cubicles"?!


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The BIDEN DEFENSE DEPARTMENT let the JAPANESE destroy our PACIFIC fleet at Pearl HARBOR less than THREE weeks before CHRISTMAS 1941.


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Search OPENAI_API_KEY on GitHub and thank Vibe Coders.


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Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals theonion.com/ohio-begins-ex…


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Associated Press vs. The Onion

AssalRad's tweet image. Associated Press vs. The Onion

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In Portland, an ambulance was summoned to the ICE office to treat an injured protester (not clear how he was injured). But when the patient was loaded inside, ICE officers refused to let the ambulance leave and threatened to shoot the ambulance driver: wweek.com/news/2025/10/1…


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What difference does it make?

Got matched with the guy in front of me he didn’t realize I could see the board from his side 😭 🤣

thysbe1's tweet image. Got matched with the guy in front of me he didn’t realize I could see the board from his side 😭 🤣


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Told my doctor I was depressed and he asked me if I’d thought about killing myself. Hell of a piece of medical advice but here goes nothing


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My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center


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1 January 1970 00:00:00 UTC

What was your earliest memory of the Internet?



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Okay I won’t

00aarti's tweet image. Okay I won’t

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“DELETE FROM x WHERE y” is insane syntax because there’s a brief moment while typing that where you can wipe a table if you hit enter


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ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify family. Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time. He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.…


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In a functioning democracy, armed, masked federal agents secretly kidnapping an autistic child and not notifying his family would be all over the news, with congressional hearings, and bipartisan outrage. We’re no longer a functioning democracy.

ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify family. Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time. He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.…



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This is just straight up fascism. ICE agents hit a car while attempting to flee a scene. At first they attempted a hit and run but because they couldn’t get away, instead they DREW MACHINE GUNS AND ARRESTED THE US CITIZEN they had just rear-ended. They all belong in jail.

ICE agents just snatched a Journalist & were Speeding away when they hit a woman’s vehicle that was going to work & doing nothing wrong! They almost left the scene after slamming into her,but then snatched her out of her car at gunpoint and took her with them! 🤬



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Hey all it’s my first day studying history. Withholding pay and food from your mercenary army is a good idea, right?

A food bank lined up with military members who didn’t receive a paycheck this week:



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Sleep is the best debugger.


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......aint she write the damn book?

J.K. Rowling says that Hermione should have ended up with Harry instead of Ron

ced_jayy's tweet image. J.K. Rowling says that Hermione should have ended up with Harry instead of Ron


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