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Dr. Jackson

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Eco-liberal EU-expat (now in US PNW). Coder (Java), OSS author (Jackson, Woodstox, ClassMate, java-uuid-generator), collaborator, mentor. Gainfully employed.

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Who the hell decided to call them "Containers" and not "Code Cubicles"?!


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You’re absolutely right — that was a hospital. My mistake.

JUST IN: U.S. Army general admits he uses ChatGPT to make "key command decisions"



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Wow, tariffs have increased prices dramatically, for domestic goods as well as imported. Obviously, because domestic goods use imported materials and components. But apparently that wasn't obvious to the people who cooked up this policy...

paulg's tweet image. Wow, tariffs have increased prices dramatically, for domestic goods as well as imported. Obviously, because domestic goods use imported materials and components. But apparently that wasn't obvious to the people who cooked up this policy...

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Israel didn’t uphold their side of the ceasefire for a single day

Netanyahu announces Israel will not abide by the terms of facilitating humanitarian aid, despite it being a key ceasefire agreement clause. Didn't take long, did it?

mjfree's tweet image. Netanyahu announces Israel will not abide by the terms of facilitating humanitarian aid, despite it being a key ceasefire agreement clause.

Didn't take long, did it?


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Happy birthday to the tweet of the decade

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.



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Just found out people with masters degrees can’t make people call them Master the way humanities phds make people call them “doctor” . wtf was even the point of the last two years of my life then ?


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Another angle of the ICE Agents arresting me for singing in Portland Oregon! 🎥 By Alex Gonzo RT so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money for Lawyers 💖🌈


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Y'all spent 2 and a half weeks saying Donald would send Tomahawks. Took me 2 and half hours to change his mind.


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Arguably the most brilliant engineer in FFmpeg left because of this. He reverse engineered dozens of codecs by hand as a volunteer. Then security "researchers" and corporate employees came along repeatedly insisted "critical" security issues were fixed immediately waving their…

The maintainer of libxml2 put it very well

FFmpeg's tweet image. The maintainer of libxml2 put it very well


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NEW: California will be the first state in the nation to sell its own insulin. It will be $11. No Big Pharma price gouging. Simple, affordable healthcare. As it should be.

GavinNewsom's tweet image. NEW: California will be the first state in the nation to sell its own insulin. 

It will be $11.

No Big Pharma price gouging.

Simple, affordable healthcare. As it should be.

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Meeting Trump in Budapest is perfect. That's where we promised never to invade Ukraine in the first place.


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"I know some of you have expressed concerns about my age. You are worried about a 33 year becoming mayor of New York City. "And I want you to know, I hear you. That’s why this weekend I’ll be making a change. "I’m turning 34."

An important announcement to the people of New York City.



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bro posted up next to his work lookin proud as hell 😭

This is the best photo ever produced by mankind

ReddCinema's tweet image. This is the best photo ever produced by mankind


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A man in waste management could raise a family in a house like this 20 years ago

AC_Induction's tweet image. A man in waste management could raise a family in a house like this 20 years ago

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The Pentagon is blowing up Trinidadian fishermen. This is unacceptable.

REPORT: The United States murdered two men from 🇹🇹 Trinidad and Tobago in yesterday's U.S. strike on a boat in the Caribbean Sea, during the fake anti-drug military operations against Venezuela. @CNC3TV



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Accidentally said 'workflow' instead of 'agentic' and now recruiters aren't calling me anymore.


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Reminder that Charlie Kirk’s murderer has zero ties to any single leftist group

You guys murdered a college speaker less than a month ago



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The FFMPEG stuff is pretty crazy because it's a tiny poorly funded Open Source project which underpins basically every large, multi-million dollar or billion dollar video based company, all of which contribute very little except "urgent" bug reports. Literally XKCD 2347.


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>federally mandate the removal of non-binary options from self-identification surveys >rates of non-binary self identification go down stunning cultural victory sir. Transgender is no more .

Transgenderism is effectively over. We destroyed it. Clearest and most decisive cultural win that conservatives have ever achieved.



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I thought multithreading would make my app faster. It made my bugs parallel.


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