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Dr. Jackson

@cowtowncoder

Eco-liberal EU-expat (now in US PNW). Coder (Java), OSS author (Jackson, Woodstox, ClassMate, java-uuid-generator), collaborator, mentor. Gainfully employed.

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Who the hell decided to call them "Containers" and not "Code Cubicles"?!


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has Four Seasons Total Landscaping announced the recipient of their Peace Prize yet


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reminder that we punched a giant hole in the ozone layer and then later healed it over decades by banning CFCs in one of the great triumphs of global technocratic governance


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The search function on everything just sucks now


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i don’t want to do that

doctor says in 10 years time, humans will be able to live and work till the age of 120

ihyreeece's tweet image. doctor says in 10 years time, humans will be able to live and work till the age of 120


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ICE agent shoves a home security camera as she approaches a home. Masks aren't enough. They don't want you to have any record of their behavior. Even the tiniest threat of accountability is too much. Keep recording anyway.


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😂

SpillTheMemes's tweet image. 😂

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I'm old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.


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React has reinvented analogue of Java Serialization / RMI that is capable of sending remote objects (promises) and ran into the same class of security vulnerabilities. Fascinating.


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A cold lasts a week on its own or 7 days with ivermectin


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don't be one of them

treblewoe's tweet image. don't be one of them

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My neighbour down the road was just telling me their kid lost a tooth yesterday so they left it in an envelope under the kid's pillow last night and this morning when they woke up there was a Peace Prize in the envelope.


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Trump has just won the first ever FIFA Peace Prize. Apparently he narrowly defeated Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un and Xi Jinping for the honour. This is just pathetic and embarrassing for all involved.


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Right now somewhere someone is making a Netflix peace prize for trump so their bid to acquire Warner Bros. and HBO can be approved.


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Well that’s not gonna help

A mask for people with mental illness 17th century

chroniclesofari's tweet image. A mask for people with mental illness 17th century


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Xitter is banned in Russia and China, yet you never hear Elon whining they are the enemy of free speech.


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Wow I can’t believe it but I have just been informed that I will be receiving the Nissan™ Peace Prize. It’s an annual award that was started last month. What an honor. We have saved millions of lives.


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