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Dr. Jackson

@cowtowncoder

Eco-liberal EU-expat (now in US PNW). Coder (Java), OSS author (Jackson, Woodstox, ClassMate, java-uuid-generator), collaborator, mentor. Gainfully employed.

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Who the hell decided to call them "Containers" and not "Code Cubicles"?!


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One of my favorite pictures ever. February 2014, Raleigh North Carolina, following 3.3 inches of snow

Nexuist's tweet image. One of my favorite pictures ever. February 2014, Raleigh North Carolina, following 3.3 inches of snow

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If Trump invokes the Insurrection Act we go to the streets. Peacefully. But by the millions. And millions. And millions. And we go on strike. And we boycott.


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yesterday i completed a chore that i’ve been putting off for 5 months. it took me 20 minutes. i will learn nothing from this


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The BIDEN DEFENSE DEPARTMENT let the JAPANESE destroy our PACIFIC fleet at Pearl HARBOR less than THREE weeks before CHRISTMAS 1941.


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Search OPENAI_API_KEY on GitHub and thank Vibe Coders.


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Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals theonion.com/ohio-begins-ex…


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Associated Press vs. The Onion

AssalRad's tweet image. Associated Press vs. The Onion

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In Portland, an ambulance was summoned to the ICE office to treat an injured protester (not clear how he was injured). But when the patient was loaded inside, ICE officers refused to let the ambulance leave and threatened to shoot the ambulance driver: wweek.com/news/2025/10/1…


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What difference does it make?

Got matched with the guy in front of me he didn’t realize I could see the board from his side 😭 🤣

thysbe1's tweet image. Got matched with the guy in front of me he didn’t realize I could see the board from his side 😭 🤣


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Told my doctor I was depressed and he asked me if I’d thought about killing myself. Hell of a piece of medical advice but here goes nothing


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My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center


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1 January 1970 00:00:00 UTC

What was your earliest memory of the Internet?



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Okay I won’t

00aarti's tweet image. Okay I won’t

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“DELETE FROM x WHERE y” is insane syntax because there’s a brief moment while typing that where you can wipe a table if you hit enter


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ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify family. Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time. He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.…


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In a functioning democracy, armed, masked federal agents secretly kidnapping an autistic child and not notifying his family would be all over the news, with congressional hearings, and bipartisan outrage. We’re no longer a functioning democracy.

ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify family. Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time. He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.…



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