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DEAR TRAFFIC, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST COCK BLOCK WHEN I WANT TO FUCK MY FAST ENGINE IN THE MOUTH.
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“@robdelaney: "I'm gonna fuck you like I drive a rental car." <-- good pickup line”@spheasant1
“@robdelaney: Meow Mix? More like WOW Mix! I'd eat that stuff out of a hobo's asshole. 🐱”@proefkyle
“@Bill_Nye_Tho__: #WifeThatBitch if her biology grades are higher than her, u feel me dawg”@proefkyle @Chris22Staples
“@robdelaney: My sleep number is 2 times into an old sock.”@proefkyle
“@UberFacts: For $68 you can buy a Louis Vuitton Condom.” @coxmith99 @proefkyle Ryan doesn't have the nuts
Quote of the day- "you know how much money we have saved not taking cabs or buying condoms?" Seth Pheasant
“@robdelaney: If mustard could get leprosy, that's what my jeans smell like.”@proefkyle
I think about the love i had in the past. I truly loved her but it just wasn't destined to last. Cheers to that!
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