Catherine Collison
@cvcollison
American girl living in Paris reflecting on the funnier aspects of life
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Should my New Years resolution have been to stop hitting the snooze button? I’ll let you know in 7 minutes.
holy shit chester cheetah is gonna kill mitch mcconnell
Wheels up, headed to Kentucky for...ahem...reasons.
Americans have evolved past the need for "presidents" and "systems of checks and balances". Let North America be run by families of Tyrannosaurs. It's the only way to go.
Remember: the president can pardon turkeys for federal crimes only. Corn and Cob can still be indicted by the Manhattan DA.
I wanna know how in every meeting I get called Christine or Caroline. You only have to remember ONE basic white girl name and I have to remember all your one syllable white boy names.
another movie about our perfect theme park
Pretty fly for a white-haired guy #VPDebate #VPDebate2020
I wanna know what they keep writing down when they’re pissed off. Like y’all don’t really get a chance to talk back. Are you just writing “fuck you” and underlining it? There should be another camera is basically what I’m getting at. #VPDebate #VPDebate2020
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Would like to live kudos to the @delta lounge workers in PHL and the people running the medallion line. They made a very confusing morning much easier with all of the cancellations and rebookings!
BREAKING: President Donald Trump just announced the grounding of all 737 MAX aircraft in the United States. Full story to come.
I will never fly @Delta again after today. @AmericanAir do you have any status challenges? Looking for a new airline to fly every week.
Is it legal for a company to charge a card that u never have given them the info for (although you gave a dif cards info)? @Gogo did this...
5th time this year @Delta has lost my luggage. I'd stop checking it but I can't carry on equipment #engineerlife 😑
Hey @Delta I loved, as a platinum member, spending 45 mins on hold for no discernable reason today...YOU are great for my comedy ! #xodelta
At CDG airport. There is an abandoned suitcase and people refuse to evacuate. Communication is poor... #cdg #colissuspect .
Robbed from receiving a Molière for "Best Stand-Up Comedy Show in English in France" it's the #NYCN Fridays at 9:30 weezevent.com/the-new-york-c…
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