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Catherine Collison

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American girl living in Paris reflecting on the funnier aspects of life

Should my New Years resolution have been to stop hitting the snooze button? I’ll let you know in 7 minutes.


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holy shit chester cheetah is gonna kill mitch mcconnell

Wheels up, headed to Kentucky for...ahem...reasons.

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Americans have evolved past the need for "presidents" and "systems of checks and balances". Let North America be run by families of Tyrannosaurs. It's the only way to go.


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Remember: the president can pardon turkeys for federal crimes only. Corn and Cob can still be indicted by the Manhattan DA.


I wanna know how in every meeting I get called Christine or Caroline. You only have to remember ONE basic white girl name and I have to remember all your one syllable white boy names.


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another movie about our perfect theme park

Get ready...

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Pretty fly for a white-haired guy #VPDebate #VPDebate2020

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#VPDebate
#VPDebate2020
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#VPDebate
#VPDebate2020
KevinSchini's tweet image. Pretty fly for a white-haired guy

#VPDebate
#VPDebate2020

I wanna know what they keep writing down when they’re pissed off. Like y’all don’t really get a chance to talk back. Are you just writing “fuck you” and underlining it? There should be another camera is basically what I’m getting at. #VPDebate #VPDebate2020


Would like to live kudos to the @delta lounge workers in PHL and the people running the medallion line. They made a very confusing morning much easier with all of the cancellations and rebookings!


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BREAKING: President Donald Trump just announced the grounding of all 737 MAX aircraft in the United States. Full story to come.


I will never fly @Delta again after today. @AmericanAir do you have any status challenges? Looking for a new airline to fly every week.


Is it legal for a company to charge a card that u never have given them the info for (although you gave a dif cards info)? @Gogo did this...


5th time this year @Delta has lost my luggage. I'd stop checking it but I can't carry on equipment #engineerlife 😑


Hey @Delta I loved, as a platinum member, spending 45 mins on hold for no discernable reason today...YOU are great for my comedy ! #xodelta


At CDG airport. There is an abandoned suitcase and people refuse to evacuate. Communication is poor... #cdg #colissuspect .


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Robbed from receiving a Molière for "Best Stand-Up Comedy Show in English in France" it's the #NYCN Fridays at 9:30 weezevent.com/the-new-york-c…

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