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Dark Agile

@dark_agile

Bullshit and hate over programming.

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lmao

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if you slept a little less you can really increase the velocity of your sprint


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The next time the udemy guy tells me that coding my own game is simpler than I think, honestly, I will stab something in the crotch.


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// TODAY IN LATE C4PITALISM Lol avec un majuscule.......... attention c’est tellement dark que c’est limite trop dark pour @dark_agile ⚠️

binnie's tweet image. // TODAY IN LATE C4PITALISM 
Lol avec un majuscule.......... attention c’est tellement dark que c’est limite trop dark pour @dark_agile ⚠️
binnie's tweet image. // TODAY IN LATE C4PITALISM 
Lol avec un majuscule.......... attention c’est tellement dark que c’est limite trop dark pour @dark_agile ⚠️
binnie's tweet image. // TODAY IN LATE C4PITALISM 
Lol avec un majuscule.......... attention c’est tellement dark que c’est limite trop dark pour @dark_agile ⚠️
binnie's tweet image. // TODAY IN LATE C4PITALISM 
Lol avec un majuscule.......... attention c’est tellement dark que c’est limite trop dark pour @dark_agile ⚠️

we used to write code without that piece of shit of framework #BragAboutYourGeneration


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je me suis demandé pourquoi — dans le fond — nous trouvions les entwepweneuhs qui consomment de la smartfood «par manque de temps» si agaçants🥛🕐 ⤵️ medium.com/@binnie/les-zi…

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Les zinzins autolâtres de la smartfood

J’ai bu de la smartfood pendant quelques mois. Le midi au boulot. Expérience pour documenter un billet d’humeur, finalement poursuivie. Je…


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enligthen me, please

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That time they made you leave your nice and comfortable IDE to join a mini ping pong table and you felt annoyed and disoriented 🖤

dark_agile's tweet image. That time they made you leave your nice and comfortable IDE to join a mini ping pong table and you felt annoyed and disoriented 🖤

welcome to the new followers here please don’t forget to send me your capacity for next sprint even though that shit doesn’t make any sense nor you ever knew how to rigorously calculate it


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This is a very true statement ...

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omg this fucking looks like the black lodge from twin peaks this is freaking me out so much i’m freaked out

dark_agile's tweet image. omg this fucking looks like the black lodge from twin peaks
this is freaking me out so much 
i’m freaked out

poll: which kind of friday is it? is it the happy type, or the horrible status meeting / sprint retrospective type? btw statistically we should get a perfect 50/50 split here ; otherwise someone has been lying.

happy type %61.6
the other type %38.4

73 vote · Final results


serious games are my happy. well ; they’re my «texas chainsaw massacre» happy 💉

dark_agile's tweet image. serious games are my happy. well ; they’re my «texas chainsaw massacre» happy 💉
dark_agile's tweet image. serious games are my happy. well ; they’re my «texas chainsaw massacre» happy 💉

as an atheist i’m strangely hoping for some sort of horrific divine punishment here

dark_agile's tweet image. as an atheist i’m strangely hoping for some sort of horrific divine punishment here

well that guy is my role model, it seems

dark_agile's tweet image. well that guy is my role model, it seems

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