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Alison Kramer

@dataElucidator

SQL Admin, ETL developer, BI Architect, wearer of too many hats

The way I live my life, there's a non-zero chance I could die at the hands of a raccoon that I decided to rescue from a trashcan


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Here's a last check of the models as the first flakes arrive in the DC area. Feeling pretty confident that most spots see 1-3". Updates: wapo.st/3Gyxzm0

capitalweather's tweet image. Here's a last check of the models as the first flakes arrive in the DC area. Feeling pretty confident that most spots see 1-3".

Updates: wapo.st/3Gyxzm0

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The Giant Pandas at the @NationalZoo are enjoying DC's snow storm. The video shows slides, somersaults and pure panda joy from Mei Xiang and Tian Tian! wusa9.com


Day 300 of quarantine I cut my toe and started talking to it. So, yeah, 2021 is definitely better than 2020.


Well, this didn't age well...

dataElucidator's tweet image. Well, this didn't age well...

I'm in the middle of a project that is taking insane hrs. The other evening I called my boss & had this convo: "What can I do? Should I log in?" "You know when you're driving on a long road trip & you want the passenger to talk so you stay awake?" "I can do that!" And she did.


Made a new friend today

dataElucidator's tweet image. Made a new friend today

Went on my end of day walk and happened upon this

dataElucidator's tweet image. Went on my end of day walk and happened upon this

Cat is currently asking, "if food is put in my bowl while I'm outside does it really count as food?"


Woke up, got coffee, sat down at my desk and found : 1) my computer in airplane mode 2) Bluetooth turned on 3) scroll lock turned on in Excel I live with cats and have questions. The first of which is, where is the scroll lock setting in Excel?


Got up to make coffee, returned to find I had been replaced

dataElucidator's tweet image. Got up to make coffee, returned to find I had been replaced

Has anyone deployed a dacpac file in SSIS using a C# script component? I have DacServices working in a console app but the same code dies in SSIS script component. 😕 #sqlhelp #SQLServer


Between 12/31/2019 and 1/1/2020 I lost access to a DB & a VM in different environments - Y2.02K?


Hey #sqlfamily - has anyone negotiated a SLA from an application vendor to ensure data access for warehousing? I'm thinking something along the lines of, "will provide access to any data element available on the front end within x months of a request"


Thanks @SQLEspresso for all your helpful tips at the BSSUG meetup last night!


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