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Seeker of easy deployments for SQL Server databases, SSIS packages, and SSRS reports. Non-binary. Pansexual.

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Something new thanks to inspiration from @shehackspurple. First ever #DataMentoringMonday! Do you want a mentor or to learn about being a Data Professional? Or are you wanting to mentor someone in Data? Please respond in this thread and use the hashtag above.


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Calling all #data professionals! Master the art of writing high-quality T-SQL with expert guidance from @SQLZelda. Unlock secrets of efficient code, hardware optimization & scalable design. Learn to solve complex problems effortlessly. ๐Ÿ“• #TSQL #database bit.ly/3rvcoi6

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Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ reposted

Calling all #data professionals! Master the art of writing high-quality T-SQL with expert guidance from @SQLZelda. Unlock secrets of efficient code, hardware optimization & scalable design. Learn to solve complex problems effortlessly. ๐Ÿ“• #TSQL #database bit.ly/3rvcoi6

Apress's tweet image. Calling all #data professionals! Master the art of writing high-quality T-SQL with expert guidance from @SQLZelda. Unlock secrets of efficient code, hardware optimization & scalable design. Learn to solve complex problems effortlessly. ๐Ÿ“• #TSQL #database bit.ly/3rvcoi6

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For those who don't know, I'm the Executive Director of @TheScienceHaven-- we're on a mission to gift 100 telescopes to Black families across the USA! Share and tag people and organizations to help us get it done! It takes a village to raise the future of science! #StellarDreams

We're on a mission to gift 100 telescopes to Black families, bringing the cosmos right to their backyards. Over at The Science Haven, we're turning up the heat on this stellar initiative, but we need YOUR help reaching our goal!! 1/ thesciencehaven.org/stellardreams



Huge thanks to @SQL2TheSequel for technically reviewing my work!

Calling all #data professionals! Master the art of writing high-quality T-SQL with expert guidance from @SQLZelda. Unlock secrets of efficient code, hardware optimization & scalable design. Learn to solve complex problems effortlessly. ๐Ÿ“• #TSQL #database bit.ly/3rvcoi6

Apress's tweet image. Calling all #data professionals! Master the art of writing high-quality T-SQL with expert guidance from @SQLZelda. Unlock secrets of efficient code, hardware optimization & scalable design. Learn to solve complex problems effortlessly. ๐Ÿ“• #TSQL #database bit.ly/3rvcoi6


Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ reposted

Calling all #data professionals! Master the art of writing high-quality T-SQL with expert guidance from @SQLZelda. Unlock secrets of efficient code, hardware optimization & scalable design. Learn to solve complex problems effortlessly. ๐Ÿ“• #TSQL #database bit.ly/3rvcoi6

Apress's tweet image. Calling all #data professionals! Master the art of writing high-quality T-SQL with expert guidance from @SQLZelda. Unlock secrets of efficient code, hardware optimization & scalable design. Learn to solve complex problems effortlessly. ๐Ÿ“• #TSQL #database bit.ly/3rvcoi6

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I still can't believe this! ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ‰

Bringing newer speakers into the spotlight is one of our favorite ways to enrich the data community. That's why we're thrilled to reveal 3 new additions to the Summit schedule: @ravidya_rev, Abhi Jayanty and @edrakulevsk. Here's @bweissman to tell you more.bit.ly/43wS256

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Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ reposted

Calling all #data professionals! Master the art of writing high-quality T-SQL with expert guidance from @SQLZelda. Unlock secrets of efficient code, hardware optimization & scalable design. Learn to solve complex problems effortlessly. ๐Ÿ“• #TSQL #database bit.ly/3rvcoi6

Apress's tweet image. Calling all #data professionals! Master the art of writing high-quality T-SQL with expert guidance from @SQLZelda. Unlock secrets of efficient code, hardware optimization & scalable design. Learn to solve complex problems effortlessly. ๐Ÿ“• #TSQL #database bit.ly/3rvcoi6

Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ reposted

i've been doing a bunch of work on a stored procedure to parse performance data out of the system health extended event session. there's a beta version available here for testing. open to all feedback: github.com/erikdarlingdatโ€ฆ


Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ reposted

Call for speakers (virtual) for Kansas City SQL Server User Group ends soon. Please share! New speakers also welcome. sessionize.com/kansas-city-sqโ€ฆ


Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ reposted

Are you interested in #MicrosoftFabric? Join myself,@neeraj_jhaveri , & @BradleySchacht from the Fabric CAT PG for our @microsoft Reactor session at 11 am EST today!! developer.microsoft.com/en-usโ€ฆ


Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ reposted

Develop essential AI skills with the #LearnMicrosoftAI Skills Challenge by completing unique Microsoft Learn collections! Join the tech community in your region, build your network, and progress through challenges starting July 17: msft.it/6011gQ2dd #MVPBuzz


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Happy Database Administrators Appreciation Day to all wonderful DBAโ€™s out there! Thank you for everything you do โค๏ธ #sqlfamily


Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ reposted

Zero-copy table clones just became available in #MicrosoftFabric #DataWarehouse blog.fabric.microsoft.com/en-us/blog/tabโ€ฆ


Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ reposted

This week's #PowerBI #Wow2023 is published! We are doing some simple pagination in Power Query and visualizing data in a treemap. workout-wednesday.com/pbi-2023-w27/ @shan_gsd @KerryKolosko

MMarie's tweet image. This week's #PowerBI #Wow2023 is published! We are doing some simple pagination in Power Query and visualizing data in a treemap. workout-wednesday.com/pbi-2023-w27/
@shan_gsd @KerryKolosko

Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ reposted

Reminder for #MVPBuzz Renewal e-mails go out on July 6 this year. Azure benefits extended through July 15. The program will host a PGI soon to share new info for this award cycle that you'll appreciate. Don't miss it. I'll host Q&A session for the #DataPlatform after that


Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ reposted

People have been asking "What about #SQLServer?" with regards to #MicrosoftFabric. @bobwardms joins us to show a way you can get your SQL data into #Fabric with CETaS and the power of shortcuts in #OneLake! // #sqlfamily #powerbi Watch on YouTube - guyinacu.be/sqlcetas

GuyInACube's tweet image. People have been asking "What about #SQLServer?" with regards to #MicrosoftFabric. @bobwardms joins us to show a way you can get your SQL data into #Fabric with CETaS and the power of shortcuts in #OneLake! // #sqlfamily #powerbi

Watch on YouTube - guyinacu.be/sqlcetas

Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ reposted

Atlanta City Council Meeting: June 5, 2023 Livestream: youtube.com/live/CQK2B_Fo0โ€ฆ


Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ reposted

Join @NevenaNikol with the Azure SQL Managed Instance team for a live webinar Tues, May 30, 2023 1:00 PM EDT Set Yourself Up for Performance Success on #AzureSQL #ManagedInstance She's brilliant, I promise! #WomenInTech #AzureDataCommunity @mssqltips mssqltips.com/sql-server-webโ€ฆ


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