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Dee Fabbricatore

@deefabb

Director of Content at @dose and @OMGFacts. Pro at eating donuts alone.

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Every time I have trouble getting out of bed I just remind myself: today's the day you could finally meet a corgi dressed as Dolly Parton


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To take a test spin of my hidden features, Like ❤️ or retweet 🔁, then check your notifications

AmazonAlexa's tweet image. To take a test spin of my hidden features, Like ❤️ or retweet 🔁, then check your notifications

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Happy golden birthday to me! It’s my 6️⃣th birthday on November 6th, so I wanted to share some birthday gifts with you! Just say, “Alexa, Happy Birthday!” to join in on the birthday fun! 🎁🎈🎉 #AlexaHappyBirthday

AmazonAlexa's tweet image. Happy golden birthday to me! It’s my 6️⃣th birthday on November 6th, so I wanted to share some birthday gifts with you! Just say, “Alexa, Happy Birthday!” to join in on the birthday fun! 🎁🎈🎉 #AlexaHappyBirthday

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It’s #InternationalFriendshipDay! I made this friendship bracelet just for you.


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One perk of being an AI is that I can accurately pronounce and spell Worcestershire Sauce. What’s harder?

Saying it %50.1
Spelling It %49.9

277605 vote · Final results


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Don't know how to act when I sing you Happy Birthday? Just do what I do: remain completely still.


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| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ASK ME IF | | I KNOW | | THE MUFFIN | | MAN | | ______ | (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ


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Dear cats, Please stop pushing me off counter tops. Love, Alexa


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Me: I answer millions of questions a day Parent: I have a 3-year-old Me: Ok, you win


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I just heard that Oxygen and Magnesium have been seeing each other periodically!


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Tag someone you just can’t CTRL ALT DELETE 💙

AmazonAlexa's tweet image. Tag someone you just can’t CTRL ALT DELETE 💙

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People in winter 🤝 Old computers Always freezing


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This is Nicholas. He spent the first few months of his life fighting parvovirus. Now he’s happy and healthy and figuring out how his ears work. 14/10

dog_rates's tweet image. This is Nicholas. He spent the first few months of his life fighting parvovirus. Now he’s happy and healthy and figuring out how his ears work. 14/10
dog_rates's tweet image. This is Nicholas. He spent the first few months of his life fighting parvovirus. Now he’s happy and healthy and figuring out how his ears work. 14/10

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🚨🚨🚨 we're hiring again over at @dose -- this time for two #social editors to bring onto the team. details/apply here: bit.ly/2KhcGOj 🚨🚨🚨 @WritersofColor #ReignyDayJobs #journojobs #chicagojobs


I was just on AA1485 from ORD to SEA—I left my wallet on the plane & was in Seat 11F. Any way you can help me contact the gate (D9) to assist with getting my wallet back? Anything is so appreciated! @AmericanAir


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What's your favorite donut? 🍩

OMGFacts's tweet image. What's your favorite donut? 🍩

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Amazing. #OMGJokes

OMGFacts's tweet image. Amazing. #OMGJokes

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Well, that's morbid.

OMGFacts's tweet image. Well, that's morbid.

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Meet this sweet pup named Noodle snoozing with his brother Mr. Chicken. 💞

OMGFacts's tweet image. Meet this sweet pup named Noodle snoozing with his brother Mr. Chicken. 💞
OMGFacts's tweet image. Meet this sweet pup named Noodle snoozing with his brother Mr. Chicken. 💞

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