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getting asked for a senior discount at my job honestly pisses me off. you had way more time to make the money, bought your house with two blueberries & a goat, & crashed the economy. in fact, i want an inconvenience fee from you.
things come & go, but i’m afraid the urge i have as an early internet user to post vague song lyrics as a cryptic social media status will never go away.
i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job
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