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Derek

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Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll, Repeat.

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This week in South Africa a Rhino poacher was killed by an elephant and then devoured by a pride of lions.. I love a good ending...


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I'm the dog who gets beat. Shove my nose in shit. Won't you come and save me?


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In 2014, a Decatur, Illinois, man tried to kill his roommate when he discovered she ate three of his Chips Ahoy! cookies for breakfast.


99% of my life I was lied to. I just found out my mom does more dope than I do.


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It Is What It Is


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Respect the French Toast Crunch and the cold beer


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Being hairy has been linked to having higher intelligence.


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I Iove the Goonies


That's not how it works! That's not how any of this works!!


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Happy Birthday Mr President @BarackObama call me we have some good kush together


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Miley Cyrus go fuck yourself you jabroni


@kayluv111 Damn, so there are 6 more months of this shit AFTER that kid pops out? That means things could be back to normal in February...


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It's possible to absorb LSD through your ears.


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Fuck you monday you dumb bitch


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#selfiesunday Go Fuck yourself you ugly son of a bitch


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The band Creed once put on a such a bad show that a $1,800,000.00 class action lawsuit was filed on behalf of all the fans in attendance.


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