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djc

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Resigned to sail on through

Said the quiet part out loud 😂

🚨 NEW: Stephen Colbert Says the Role of Late Night TV is to Tell You How to Think About the News “We're like your friend who … paid attention to the news more than you did … and then we curate that back to you at the end of the day. But it's really more about how we feel…



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Here’s what I think will happen in NYC under Mahdami. The free buses and government grocery stores won’t happen, they never do. They sound good during campaigns, but collapse under basic math. You can’t run a city on ideas that cost billions and produce no revenue. The only way…


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My experience voting in NYC: 1. No ID required 2. Zohran on the ballot twice in the top row 3. Eric Adams, who dropped out to avoid splitting the vote, still on the ballot 4. Cuomo in the bottom right corner, 2nd row


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I bet this goes hard as fuck if you’re a retard hooked on antidepressants

The death of liberty.

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I bought my first house as a student mowing lawns. Today, my kids couldn’t dream of doing the same. That’s not progress. That’s failure.


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Norm MacDonald was banned from returning to The View for fifteen years after his appearance in 2000 where he wouldn't stop talking about Bill Clinton murdering people lol


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Energy Minister Chris Bowen has buckled to pressure and released a heavily redacted secret briefing which reveals the government is expecting higher electricity costs for millions of Australians. skynews.com.au/australia-news…


Imagine thinking Albo's government would usher in cheaper electricity prices. Or any government with net zero as a policy lol 🙃 #Auspol2025


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India's most recent coin toss results in men's ODIs: Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost The odds of losing 17 consecutive coin tosses is 0.00076%. #AUSvIND


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Tim Conway fell down the stairs twice as fast during rehearsals so Harvey Korman and Carol Burnett weren't ready for how slow he'd fall during the taping. They had no choice but to turn from the camera and hide their laughter 😂


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Exhausted Government Employees Hoping To Go Back To Work Soon So They Can Get Some Rest buff.ly/0Kp15Rx

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In Q2 1995, Australia completed 40.9k new homes and annual net migration was 80.2k. In Q2 2025, we completed 40.5k new homes and annual net migration is 316k. Fewer new homes, almost 4x the level of migration. This is not in the interests of the Australian people.


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It's always so gratifying to see truth and reason patiently defeat dogma and ludicrous trend. Cheers!

rickygervais's tweet image. It's always so gratifying to see truth and reason patiently defeat dogma and ludicrous trend. Cheers!

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It's not trendy anymore.

1/ NEW: trans identification is in free fall among the young   (h/t @FIRE data in particular)

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(h/t @FIRE data in particular)


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Democrats trying to figure out how to make Trump out to be a fascist for creating a peace deal between Israel and Hamas.


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For sure has to be this

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Reply to this with the best tweet of 2022



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This is interesting - not because renewables have overtaken coal for the first time, but because the long term trends are relatively linear. Now consider average retail electricity prices over this period: 2015: 26.5 c/kWh 2020: 27.0 c/kWh 2025: 39.5 c/kWh Where’s all that…

MarkoMatvikov's tweet image. This is interesting - not because renewables have overtaken coal for the first time, but because the long term trends are relatively linear.

Now consider average retail electricity prices over this period:

2015: 26.5 c/kWh
2020: 27.0 c/kWh 
2025: 39.5 c/kWh 

Where’s all that…

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The Jay Jones texts are so wild because he gets like five desperate pleas to walk it back and each time he’s just like no, this is what I believe, I want people who disagree with me to die and also their children


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