
notjack
@doitwithalambda
rapid unscheduled torment nexus disassembly expert — nonbinary, she/they, 28 — writes Racket — https://bsky.app/profile/notjack.bsk — https://cohost.org/notjack
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in my new programming language, the category of values a variable can have changes once every seven days. it's weekly-typed.
not using this app anymore. find me on bluesky as notjack. bye everyone 👋
why on earth is Twitter telling me how many bookmarks my tweets have. what am I supposed to do with that information. you can't see who bookmarked them!
this is the final boss of functional programming
All types from the kan-extensions package are special cases of Procompose, Rift and Ran from the profunctors package. Even the laws, see: gist.github.com/sjoerdvisscher… #haskell


[s3rl impersonating mc chris] rave girl I don't deserve you, I don't know the tunes you refer to I love your choker and your neon hairdo, I hope to see you in a fursuit
trying to decide where I am on the treat horse shoe as my birthday approaches

HASKELL: This is my neighbor, Rust Programming Language. He is pain in my assholes. I get type of functions on a class, he must get a type of functions on a class. I get a closure, he must get a closure. I get a higher-kinded type, he cannot afford. Great success!
if you have been banned from a puzzle discord server and you decide to try and sneak back in under a fake name at the very least you should be more creative than just using an anagram of your real name we're good at noticing those, is the thing it's kind of our whole deal
imaging shitting so badly it concerns the local health authorities at the water treatment plant so much they start scrambling to figure out who you are
Amazing. Someone in Ohio is shitting out a *staggering* amount of COVID from a chronic GI infection, making up almost the entirety of the detectable virus in local wastewater.
anthony asked the discord if ratatouille was a mecha and I cried laughing when I made this joke

behind every hot girl is a deep history with fluid mechanics
this is why you don't make reference equality the default meaning of the equality symbol
Monday Memory Mystery: guess why these assertions hold in Java. (Note that this behavior is *in the language spec*, not an implementation detail of the JVM.)

ah yes, sleep paralysis, one of the worst symptoms of sleep polio
old: us-east-1 is down and half the internet doesn't work bold: cloudflare is down and half the internet doesn't work gold: openai is down and half the internet doesn't work
Discord made their create channel endpoint reliant on OpenAI's API working, because AI picked emojis for channels are apparently critical. Channel actions are now 500ing because the dumb ai channel emoji feature relies on a 3rd party API and there's 0 error handling. Hilarious.


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