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welcome to my underworld where it gets quite dark • she/her • 30 • half stan account, half shitpost account

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I’m not sure I agree with this statement… Would we tell our illiterate parents that there’s “zero excuse not to read to your child every day”?? Would we tell our New Arrival immigrant families with minimal English that there’s “zero excuse not to read to your child every…



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think about how impressive it is to be the worlds greatest bowler in a world that revolves around bowling

i have a bowling date so i have created an original character: Amadeus Bovine, he is a professional bowler from a future where the world revolves around bowling

popularknapsack's tweet image. i have a bowling date so i have created an original character: Amadeus Bovine, he is a professional bowler from a future where the world revolves around bowling
popularknapsack's tweet image. i have a bowling date so i have created an original character: Amadeus Bovine, he is a professional bowler from a future where the world revolves around bowling


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i got 3 vaccines today. might get 4 tomorrow. might throw in 5 aborrions too. 6 7


or, hear me out, leave me the fuck alone

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Only 4 bullet points because Riley didn’t want anything taking her 5th place spot

Reminder that Sharia Law is rooted in: - pedophilia - total oppression of women - honor killings - forced compliance Do with that as you will



this shit sucks man I was scrolling on YouTube and saw a kitchen and was like “that looks AI” but it was just the sims


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All gender is a performance and all the world is a stage. Stay woke.

So you admit that it's a performance?



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I know it’s annoying when we say "Everything is an ADHD symptom." But you have to understand the plot twist: We spent 30 years thinking we were just unique, quirky, or lazy. Then we find out our sleeping habits, our eating patterns, and even the way we sit in chairs are…


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ADHD is this but every day

Each year you get three Loser Days where nothing works out and you decide to not do anything about it and just succumb to punishment. Use them wisely



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because of me bitch who asked you???

Why didn't the engineer make a straight road directly 🤔

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just found out jan is four months older than me


this is the first time I’ve unmuted a video of him oh my god how are you gonna look like that and also sound like Kermit the frog

Miller: I praise god every day that Donald Trump is our president and we've gone from 30% inflation, 20 million illegals, unlimited refugees, violent crime in our cities to security in our city's, no illegals, no more refugees and finally a country that puts American citizens…



I made mini cheesecakes for the potluck at work and went to pack up the leftovers at the end of the day and they were ALL GONE. I was so happy lol


why’s bro turning into this

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Sen. Cruz says a kid asked a “viciously antisemitic question” at a TPUSA event. Then says a different kid asked “such an antisemitic question, it was filled with lies, every word of the question was a lie, including and, but, and the.”



being so close to so much water probably reminds her of tying for 5th place too much

Gaines: Figured I would come back to New York City one more time before it goes full-blown commie



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my new album luck...or something is out on feb 20th ✨ so much love, late night anxiety and a little chaos went into making this album - hoping you see yourself in here the way I have 🪩🍒 I love you and excited is the largest understatement. psssst ... you can pre-order it…

HilaryDuff's tweet image. my new album luck...or something is out on feb 20th ✨ so much love, late night anxiety and a little chaos went into making this album - hoping you see yourself in here the way I have 🪩🍒 I love you and excited is the largest understatement.  

psssst ... you can pre-order it…

I’m closer in age to my coworkers mom than I am to my coworker


I know I’m dumb but I watched the Brady bunch a lot when I was real little and thought it was a recent show but no this shit really is from 1969 damn my mom was 2 and my dads family didn’t have a color tv yet


my mango is to blow up and act like I don’t know nobody har har har har


I DONT WANT TO TALK TO A ROBOT I DONT NEED HELP FROM THE ROBOT LET ME WORK IN PEACE

Microsoft’s AI chief, Mustafa Suleyman, says he’s mind-blown by the negative reactions to Copilot and other AI features in Windows: “Jeez there so many cynics! It cracks me up when I hear people call AI underwhelming. (...) The fact that people are unimpressed that we can have a…

PopBase's tweet image. Microsoft’s AI chief, Mustafa Suleyman, says he’s mind-blown by the negative reactions to Copilot and other AI features in Windows:

“Jeez there so many cynics! It cracks me up when I hear people call AI underwhelming. (...) The fact that people are unimpressed that we can have a…
PopBase's tweet image. Microsoft’s AI chief, Mustafa Suleyman, says he’s mind-blown by the negative reactions to Copilot and other AI features in Windows:

“Jeez there so many cynics! It cracks me up when I hear people call AI underwhelming. (...) The fact that people are unimpressed that we can have a…


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