Dit vind je misschien leuk
Ignoring the ugly parts of our past isn't patriotic. It's idiotic. Ignoring those ugly things makes it much more likely they will happen again. You can be a proud American, love your country, and still acknowledge that sometimes our people did awful things.
The other day I got drunk and called my ex crying telling her I should have given her the baby she wanted and all she could respond with was, "Sir this is a Wendy's."
Walking into the Gym in 2025
My cousin text me to tell me he use to still my mom's Percocets when he would sleep over. That would explain her odd behavior in the late 90s.
ATTENTION PEOPLE OF X!!! Our current president of the United States....... Had one time received a Stone Cold Stunner.... That is all....
If a person posts nothing but inspirational quotes about being down and out and about God raising them back up, they went down on a dude for Coke one time in their life.
I really hate A.I. Be rubbing one to a sexy picture of Sigourney Weaver wearing a bikini only to find out later it's a fake really put a damper on the memory of the moment we had.
Now they got shirts that hides a dad's bod belly. You'll finally get a woman who wants to go down on you, but end up snapping her neck when your gut pops on her head.
Last night I had an edible and called my ex asking her if Rowlf the dog had a red rocket for a dick.
I got kicked out of a cam girl's viewing party one time because I asked her if she knew the thread count of her bed sheets.
During the Michael Jackson trial, it came out that the flesh on MJ's penis was of a checker board pattern. If you asked me to guess what Michael's penis looks like, a checker board pattern would be my first guess.
You'll have a better experience during @joehendry entrance if you clap your booty cheeks instead of your hands.
You have tweeted and tagged me 3 separate times within 15 minutes while following me. I think you love me so much and this is a big huge lie.
@ChrisVanVliet i hate acts like @DanhausenAD. but i love a serious wrestler who happens to do something that is funny. like the triple h spot or the william regal spot with the big show. danhausen is making funny of what fans like me like to see as a serious sport(pro wrestling)…
Well well well, I got 2 words for’ya!! … Bout Time!! Congratulations to Paul @TripleH Levesque 2025 Hall Of Fame Inductee #DX #areyouready #cerebralassassin … I’m so proud of you🫵🏾🙌🏾🙏🏾
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