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dr. goodbrains

@drgoodb

chief ideas officer

i really need high quality self driving cars to come out and be really flashy and expensive so i can start bullying the shit out of them and subject rich people to the nightmare of 'how they drive normally'


it would be really funny if the tariff shit hit the auto industry like a 2nd malaise and they accidentally invent the american kei car in response


150rem over the osha exposure limit for the quarter slonkin woobers in da zone


why is it so hard to find a grilled pasta recipe online what else are they trying to hide from us


i think its really cool that we can make cheap cars illegal when a 15 year old honda with 200k miles for 7 grand is a fair deal

drgoodb's tweet image. i think its really cool that we can make cheap cars illegal when a 15 year old honda with 200k miles for 7 grand is a fair deal

hey cool all my favorite classic rock and protest songs from 50-60 years ago are relevant again


a lot of you dont have the hardware required to play the power rangers theme song loud enough to set off car alarms and it shows


the only way the us could do any damage to yemen at this rate would be to airdrop 100 mil in 20 dollar bills over the country to cause havoc and disrupt its economy in what im calling the "tactical mansa musa"


she said blow my grandson the hell up

Please stop, my grandson is on a ship over there. I'm ok with the strikes!!!!



dr. goodbrains reposted

72% of car crashes are caused by sober drivers but y'all aren't ready for that conversation because all you do is demonize alcohol to farm clicks.


anyone else use business cards from a job you dont have anymore as a weed shovel


every time i want to play with a stupid ai thing theyre like sign up give me your blood type and social security number i alrady told the the haircut place they can fuck off if they want my email address you and your filthy robots can drown in a well


ok what about beetlejuice and it's the same kind of deal but with a baby, babyjuice still creepy and everything with the makeup, ghosts... is winona ryder still alive?


meltdown the may be with you star worfs


may the first be with you, star trackers


low key love election season its like a holiday that goes on for months where they send people to my door that i get to yell at in person for free


sorry i cant operate a lawnmower sober, im from the midwest its a cultural thing


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