edaisson's profile picture. BrBa • Prog • Atheism • Bayern • Pot • Android • UFC

Evis Daison

@edaisson

BrBa • Prog • Atheism • Bayern • Pot • Android • UFC

@Roc_Star_Don Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence


"@DieLaughing: Jay-Z has 100 problems." ... Bitches in law.


According to History Channel, Goliath was an extraterrestrial creature. Bible and Cosmos mixed? I don't wanna live in this world anymore.


Evis Daison reposted

If only the world wld look as hard for a clean alternative to oil and coal as it is for that damn plane we might be alive when they find it


Evis Daison reposted

The best argument creationists can make against evolution is themselves.


Evis Daison reposted

Since mega- is the metric prefix for a million, "Mega Millions" state lottery jackpots should really be paying trillions.


Evis Daison reposted

Nothing has a center without Floyd.


We got no money cause the Jews got paid.


The Alright Wall of China


Evis Daison reposted

Floyd feels like water drops over a funeral pyre.


Evis Daison reposted

Just took one of those “Which Movie Character Are You?” quizzes and found out I’m the plastic bag from American Beauty.


Evis Daison reposted

Avoid employing unlucky people by throwing away 50% of the job applications without even reading them. #wisdom


Delusions of Grandeur


Evis Daison reposted

"You Maniacs! You **flooded** it! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!” --Charlton Heston, when he comes back.


Evis Daison reposted

As anybody who freezes food knows, water becoming ice expands by about 10%. Also why 10% of an iceberg sits above the water.


No squares on my circle. Best shape I ever been.


Every time I'm in the photo shoot... i.imgur.com/jSAer8a.jpg


Evis Daison reposted

Being gay is far less of a choice than being an asshole.


Evis Daison reposted

Happy Val Day! What does it mean that Bruce Jenner sent roses to himself?


Evis Daison reposted

I never met a person who was cruel to animals be any kinder to people.


United States Trends

Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.