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chelly v

@eeekMonster

colour my life with the chaos of trouble

to the young woman sitting behind me in class, the phrase is not "I got the jizz of it"


he said "you can catch flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly" lmaoo


He rolled a doobie blunt in the morning n I knew it was love


'cause back in the day, this was the only tweet i knew youtu.be/Hb37Nh_Sg4g #ohmy #younginsdontevenknow #throwbacktuesday


If you know me, you know this ain't my feng shui


Nobody told me having an android meant I'm not allowed to talk to my iPhone frenzz


So officer says: how high are you? Person says: no officer, its hi how are you? 👌


"How do you want it? How does it feeel? Comin up as a hitta in a fish tank.."🎤 #thuglife


She said 'You wana come at me backwards?! ill come at you sideways' haha tell me why im in love #shahsofsunset #guiltypleasures @NurseADDs


No pants Bart day comin up, i can't be the only one not down to sit on those seats without pants


WE TOP FLIGHT SECURRiTY A DA WORLD, CRAIG!


Hard not to smile on such a beautiful day, Yadidimean yadidimsayin tho


Orrrrr I could have a beer and watch the A's. Dilemmas of life.


“She who can turn her mind into a beautiful garden of colourful thoughts, is on the right path towards happiness” #YouKnowImLit #YogaTime


I may not be where I need to be, but thank God I am not where I used to be #movingforwardalways


On my know yo rights kick, WATCH TERMS AND CONDITIONS MAY APPLY. No, seriously. Watch it. 🙊


The bay is toooo ridic right now, are we protestin, celebratin, or riotin!?


youtube.com/watch?v=MHh3dp… lmaooooo twerking addiction, first step is admitting it yallll


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