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My son's a little worried that Santa may skip our house because he was sometimes bad this year. I explained that Santa uses an exponentially weighted moving average to compute your goodness score, so more recent datapoints dominate and he's probably fine.


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Birth control pills are like cute little advent calendars for a really shitty holiday.


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PUZZLE: This mate-in-4 was lovingly hand-crafted by local artisans. It’s 100% organic and GMO-free. #dailypuzzle chess.com/forum/view/dai…


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This guy is friendly but scared & has no ID or microchip. #SanDiegoFire @CBS8 helping to get him home Please RT

PetsLifeline's tweet image. This guy is friendly but scared & has no ID or microchip. #SanDiegoFire @CBS8 helping to get him home Please RT

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Official statement on Bike to Work Day postponement to May 30. bit.ly/1gJ4fGo #BiketoWorkSD #iCommuteSD


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400+ animals relocated in under 3 hours. All thanks to volunteers. We are so grateful to our #SanDiego community. #bernardofire


"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t." -Erica Jong #fb


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New #sensor! @FitBit device tracks motion and wakes you from your sleep with silent alarm. #digitalhealth engt.co/PIPcCo


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Thank you @TeaganTaylorSD! Your voice & band were the perfect compliments for a Sunday shop @ the @SDPublicMarket


"Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy." -Janet Long #fb


"Notice the colors and textures of the surfaces surrounding you." It's really an interesting exercise to do. thenowapp.com


@Izzupac Yep! I play lots of chess, both correspondence and OTB :)


"Every moment that I am centered in the future, I suffer a temporary loss of this life." -Hugh Prather thenowapp.com


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Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there." #awesome


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Wil Wheaton just started spouting Star Trek techno-babble on our bus. Made my day.


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mom at chess trny told me daughter loves Play Like a Girl: tactics by @9queens & keeps a copy by her bed. #happyface #takealltheboysqueens


@je7f I used to love McRibs, but I'm finding my pre-vegetarian memories of meat things seem to be wildly mistaken when I try again lately


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