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have you tried being kind to yourself? and loving? have you tried realizing that everything, everything you do is ultimately necessary for your own unfolding?


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there's a type of overweight hispanic guy who really loves Reels with those sad little cats in them

skooookum's tweet image. there's a type of overweight hispanic guy who really loves Reels with those sad little cats in them

can i get fewer totalizing narratives please . more just little narratives thx


the two gender's

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my coworkers thought i was so great, they got me a trophy

OneEyedAlpaca's tweet image. my coworkers thought i was so great, they got me a trophy

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why do they call it childcare and not kache thrashing

helping my wife with the kid today and holy shit this is hard. maybe i should get another job because getting paged ten times in an hour is much much easier



how come theres wifeguys but ive never heard of a husband girlie


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and ofc, the cycle of procrastination and frenzied work are allowing me to avoid the immense agony and grief of being an incarnated soul both perfectly free and utterly bound by obligations and meaning on all side, neither of which is a relief from the hell of the other


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y he got childbearing hips tho

Been wearing many hats for a long time

elonmusk's tweet image. Been wearing many hats for a long time


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i vow to penetrate all beings 😎


i dont normally do counterfactuals but imagine if that guy hadnt missed


man getting paid to post popular tweets sounds like the worst incentive for some kinds of people


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